h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes off her now drenched things to reveal a swimming costume*
*dives into the pond*

Nice forward planning there

*continues to assault wall*

damn i missed out on a chance to see Anthea in a swimming costume

im here to donate some suppltes...heres a couple of stinger missles 2 mac10 assault weapons and enough ricin to kill an army...hope they come in handi

thank you
after the squirells stole a lot then rule one went AWOL we have been a little short...

oh well we will have to get him coury marshalled then i'll see if i can round up some more stuff fer ye ..how are you doing forrpg@s

quite well i think
the ducks take cair of a lot of stuff

ok good hope all ts running smoothly

an extra sqaud of ducks fly in from an unknown location

aarrgh incoming ducks....dives for cover

*Acid spins around drawing his pistols, the ducks dive towards him. Acids first shot richochets off the first ducks beak into the seconds leg causing them to divert sidways, the second and third bullets go through the wings of the seventh and eighth ducks respectively. The flock flies around him, as those on target are now injured they are no threat*
No kills without profit, correct?

I've had a though, since our esteemed colleauge in the brig is so keen on pulling rank howsabout we give him another chance. If he can escape and make it out here all the way from the brig then he can leave early. If I manage to peg him in between then I count as outranking him, regardless of how our actual ranks normally relate to each other. Don't worry I would never shoot to kill without profit. Is this an acceptable challange?

he has escaped...
the descrased assassin...
there is now a price on his head

*Considers the HEAT' rounds, reads the contract and notes the word safe. Switches to standard rounds and take up a position on top of one of the storehouses.*

' - HEAT stands for high explosive anti-tank

THOSE WERE M DUCKS THEY WERE EXTRA SUPPORT TO HELP THOSE CURRENTLY HERE

i belive you may have just annoyed all ducks that are presently here, i would advise avoiding the ducks room

safe as in living...
we have medics for any acidents that might happen

I do not think you understand Mr Omnipresent voice. We are not a army or even a mercenary outift. We are not always going to be on the same side, especially if we are being paid not to be. Ducks that support you are not necassarily on my side and I *will* target anything that closes with seemingly hostile intentions.

*Acid is ignoring the direction the voice seems to be coming from, scanning the -whole- horizon as any assain worth his salt would be using ventriloquism to throw him off*

THER IS NO DIRECTION ITS OMNIPRESENT

with regard to ducks tehy were not attacking

oh and im way beyond the horizon

Thats as may be - but you still have to get *here* to remove the price on your head. At any rate what makes you so sure that the horizon is the limit to where I can *hit*?

~Skenvoy