h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, while your here do your powers extend to clairvoyance. Just give me a direction and distance and that'll be the whole thing over with...

the voice is no longer heard. (some one once said something about not pushing you luck)

*looks at a seagull flying overhead*

Hmm, theres a contract on seagulls, but I don't want to take my sights off WIROs possible approaches.
*Fires a round which pings off the butt of Antheas pistol flies into the weatherwane on storehouse #5 and richocets into the seagulls head*
Whatever else happens I get a pint at the end of the day

lets see what I can do...
*Skenvoy goes completely still and silent*
there
*he opens his eyes pointing towards one of the equipment huts*
he can't get out - I'll make sure of that

~Skenvoy

Be carefull, I have a sneaking suspicion he's smarter than to try and hide in one of the sheds so close to us if he doesn't have a plan. You go through the door and I'll...well I have my methods

*veaws the gulls some of them have squrells on there backs*
erm...
i think we are in for another invasion...
maybe he is with them in this plan...

inexpliabale the gulls receive shots to the breast and drop dae to teh ground injurying the squirrels

well don't worry about the seagulls...
*the seagulls start flying very strangely*
I might have put some poison in their water
Anyway Anthea do you wanna go in throught the front of the shed?

~Skenvoy

*drop dead to the ground

So if I shoot at the squirrels he can make a run for the storehouse and win - but if I keep my aim on his storehouse then I'll be attacked from behind?

Why did I know this wouldn't be so simple.

*Leaves rifle in position and stands drawing a pistol in each hand - one aimed at the storehouse WIRO is supossedly taking cover in and the second aimed at the gulls, Acid trys to hit the gulls carrying squirrels first - one shot, two kills*

*ignores the now dead body and walks into the shead*

don't worry about the seagulls... I'll stop them

~Skenvoy

I got a bit lost - WIRO and Anthea are in the same shed, WIRO is dead (yeah right) and there are a flock of dieing seagulls flying overhead?

*looks around the inside of the shed*

*Well wherever he is I load an armour peircing round a shoot him in the leg to see if he flinches, .50cal AP rounds will go through the wall if they have to

Is there a record for most damage done to the guild buildings on one contract?*

thats about it
*prevents the dead body from moving - just in case*

~Skenvoy

*sits looking at the inside of the shed waiting for something to happen*

(a war goes on behind her)

I wonder how long Anthea has to look suspicious before desire to remove potential threat > desire not to shoot person who hands out promotions.

*Looks through the scope switching through vision modes (infrared, ulravision etc.) to make sure it *is* actually Anthea and that there is nothing obviously wrong*