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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 17, 2003
exept you....
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Wiro Posted Aug 17, 2003
considering i placed the contract i end up paying for the pints .... so if i can help it i will reduce the number i have to award
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 17, 2003
oh no your a guild member...
free contract...
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
*storms in 9or out, however u want to see it) fuming*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH yahoo hates me, tripod hates me, msn htes me, FTP hates me, i wanna kill something!!!!
*goes into hut and comes out armed with crossbow and throwing knives*
I'm going ion a squirrel hunt.
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
*reapears carrying some dead squirrels*
got three. They're pretty hard to catch.
I feel better now.
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
*reapears carrying some dead squirrels*
got three. They're pretty hard to catch.
I feel better now.
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Wiro Posted Aug 18, 2003
not bad, a throwing kife appears and is gone just as quickly ...a squirrel drops form a tree
picks a RPG off the squrrel
here have another squirrel ...
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
how on earth does a squirrel carry an RPG?
Strange squirrels in these parts....
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Wiro Posted Aug 18, 2003
hello ... there raiding the equipment from the training sotrage sheds .... you've seen whats in there .....
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Wiro Posted Aug 18, 2003
aims rpg .... tehn realies that it won't leave the tail ....
in 1 second assembles a sniper rifle from parts concealed about his person
fires .... anotehr squirell .... i think that makes us even
at this rate they may start to return fire?
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
Good Point!
*Goes into hut #4 and reapears with a huge medieaval shield*
That should keep them off for a while.
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Wiro Posted Aug 18, 2003
sounds like a gd idea, but i can't be bothered with anythign as heavy as taht ... i think i shall just hide in the shadows
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
oh, i wont carry it, i'll just stick it in the ground and sit behind it.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 18, 2003
*puts down a bag of nuts*
*several squirels line up and are cought in a trap* 
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Wiro Posted Aug 18, 2003
a mortar starts firing .... traced back to a squrrel strong hold ....
a treee
walks up with a chain saw, the tree is no more
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 18, 2003
*squirels start to regroup round the pond*
*BANG*
*a huge pile of nuts fall from the sky followed by a bomb*
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Wiro Posted Aug 18, 2003
anyone fancy leading them into a bunker then close the door and leave them in there?
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 18, 2003
sure
*shapeshifts into squirrel form* just don't accidentally shoot me!
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- 21: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 17, 2003)
- 22: Wiro (Aug 17, 2003)
- 23: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 17, 2003)
- 24: Wiro (Aug 17, 2003)
- 25: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
- 26: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
- 27: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
- 28: Wiro (Aug 18, 2003)
- 29: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
- 30: Wiro (Aug 18, 2003)
- 31: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
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- 33: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
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- 35: Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) (Aug 18, 2003)
- 36: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 18, 2003)
- 37: Wiro (Aug 18, 2003)
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