h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We were in the dungeon of some Castle or other and we stepped through a rift, I don't think we had much choice about where we were going, it was down to...Greg, I think his name was.

How did you get here and why can't you let us out of that purple zone?

As long as we all agree to a truce, I'm sure we could help each other to get out of this place. We just want to find our landlord.

Stephanie-Bad business, really. You see, my friends and I are also aquainted with this friend that you've lost, though he doesn't know more than half of us at the moment (we were captured after coming two years into the past). I'd love to let you out, but you're heroes. I can understand a truce between you and mad scientists, those types are generally more chaotic neutral than steadfastly evil. But we're legitimate villains. Somewhere, somehow we'd come to odds. We'd want to do something, someone in your group would say "We have to stop them!", and before you know it we're fighting each other again.

Also, some of your members are aquaintances with an organization called STUMPED. Those people, bumbling idiots that all but a few of them are, generally imply that something unusual is occurring. Since my friends and I are attempting to unleash an ancient darkness from this prison, I'm sure that either the heroes among you would try to stop it, or that the villains among you would try to wrest control of it from us. There are some risks that we simply can't take.

Anyway, I dont think that you're on the right track at the moment. This Afgncaap5 could be anywhere in the Galaxy (or even Universe), and there's no telling just how far dumb luck will take you. Thanks for all your help! Keep me in mind if you need a baby-sitter!

*With that, Caer is sent back to the Crib zone*

*The monitor with the Robot Warrior's feed turns on*

RW-Stephanie, we have some good news and bad news.

Stephanie-Bad news?

RW-The villains of Level Three were unable to defeat the adventurers. Also, it seems that all of the inhabitants of the Althian Bounty Hunter's Crib Zone have mysteriously vanished from it.

Stephanie-WHAT???

RW-But the good news is that The Ancient One has been released.

Stephanie-Oh. Well, that's good, then. I'm heading back to the Bridge!

*With that, the communication feed cuts. Stephanie and Tusk leave*