h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Ancient One-

*The rest of the cake appears in the air behind Garius, a slice missing*

The Ancient One-

Blimey. That's WAY too many posts for me to keep track of.

What's a temporal node? A growth in the temporal lobe or something?

Hang on a sec: Garius was playing for chocolate cake, and the puppet whatsit was playing for Garius? Was that a slight imbalance there or am I to asume it's a really... good... chocolate cake?

*Eyes glaze over and if not given cake quite soon may be forced to follow Currupt down that particularly crazed path. Meantime, absentmidedly holds out half the the other half of the half melted scrap of chocolate she saved from the SLR in Currupts general direction.*

Oh, it wasn't just the cake, it was some sort of unconditional surrender or something.

Ancient One, do you know where our friend Affi is? *flattering manner* You seem to know everything else.

*Snaps back to reality*

Oh, of course. Must be the tea fumes.

*Corrupt grabs the proffered chocolate happily and gulps it down, becoming somewhat calmer but still looking longingly at the huge chocolate cake that Garius has won*

*Realises that chocolate lust has had her slurring 'Corrupt', which even mentally is a tad embarrassing.*

Sorry

[Mog, apparently oblivious to the conversation around him, adds his own slice of cake to his Inventory. He then reaches over to try and grab another slice.

Is your healthstone alright, Lil? We do need a bit of inspiration as to where to look for Affy.

The Ancient One-


Thor-So, did the other adventurers here notice YK using the Force to try and locate Affy?

FACE-Doesn't appear so.

Thor-Did they notice that YK didn't follow them after his use of the Force?

FACE-Nope.

Thor-So, is YK going to win the Philosopher's Stone and all that junk?

FACE-We'll just have to wait and see.

I thought he couldn't use the Force because of all the noise?



*Corrupt picks up the serving knife, and seeing no objections from the others, serves herself a slice of cake. As she munches, she idly wonders what Kudos could be up to...*

*NYC frowns at his startling inability to cause any damage, as well as the complete distruction of his implements of destruction, and decides the best course of action at sealing his own escape from this planet is best found in the security office at the prison. But first, he blinks out of sight*

*kPWING!*

*Corrupt shakes her head at the random air molecules where NYC stood as she finishes off her slice of cake. Now she wonders what the villains in general are doing, and evil thoughts spring into her mind...*

*kPWING!*

Hey, Corrupt! I got a plan; let's go to--... CORRUPT! I'm over here, not in the chocolate! Helloooo...

*glares at NYC, then notices his weaponry choices and smiles*

A plan? Hm... Let's get away from *these* people, then.

*grabs the remainder of the cake and jogs back toward the prison, motioning for NYC to follow*

*NYC wonders what the rest will think to the pilfering of their cake, but he's not about to hang around and find out. He takes off after Corrupt*

*huff, huff* did you have to take the whole thing?

*NYC notices the gleeful smile on Corrupt's face in conjunction with her find*

O.o

*runs towards the entrance to the prison*

What? I left them a slice!

*runs to the door, flings it open, and dashes in before NYC can reply*

Come on!

*NYC pops back into the prison*

HEY, WAIT! THAT'S MY CAKE!

Oh darn!

Well, if someone has a sharp knife, we can divide up this piece.