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RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Jun 30, 2003
Hang on a mo'... gettin' a blip.
Better mozy on up to the Bridge...
RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Jun 30, 2003
The room coverts but it barely differs from it's original look. All that's changes is that a TV monitor appeards in the corner on a transportable cart...
The TT, Spare heads and Christian rock CDs however are still in plave as mementos of previous 'lives' in a unit in the corner...
My personalities have included thus far:
[HPB] Talkie Toaster,
""""" Kryten,
""""" Arnold J. Rimmer 2
RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Jul 2, 2003
*MONITOR ON WHEELS SWITCHES ON AND MAKES ITS WAY TO THE BRIDGE*
RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Sep 24, 2003
*light bee appears and connects itself to a console....*
*the BHPU Suite turns into blank room*
+++LOADING+++
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 25, 2003
*pops head around doorway - thinks better of it and 
s back to bridge*
RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Sep 26, 2003
*BHPU begins to create body...*
*Holly Hop drive appears as memento of Holly*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 26, 2003
Thank God for that, hmm, now, who's the persona?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 26, 2003
*waits with a portable health moniter*
RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Sep 26, 2003
Former Personalities thus far:
HPB Talkie Toaster
'''''' Kryten
'''''' Arnold J. Rimmer II
'''''' Holly (Male)
RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Sep 26, 2003
*Person steps out...*
*The BHPU Suite suddenly extends into what looks an infinity's worth of suits...*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 26, 2003
*walks on behind cat with the health moneter feeling now that it is slightly unnessasary*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 26, 2003
*bangs head on wall*
No no no no no no!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 27, 2003
NOT HIM! ARGH!!! There's only one person who's more annoying than that stupid cat!
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