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RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 161

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 162

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Hang on a mo'... gettin' a blip.

Better mozy on up to the Bridge...


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 163

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The room coverts but it barely differs from it's original look. All that's changes is that a TV monitor appeards in the corner on a transportable cart...
The TT, Spare heads and Christian rock CDs however are still in plave as mementos of previous 'lives' in a unit in the corner...

My personalities have included thus far:

[HPB] Talkie Toaster,
""""" Kryten,
""""" Arnold J. Rimmer 2


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 164

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*MONITOR ON WHEELS SWITCHES ON AND MAKES ITS WAY TO THE BRIDGE*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 165

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*light bee appears and connects itself to a console....*

*the BHPU Suite turns into blank room*

+++LOADING+++


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 166

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

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RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 167

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

*pops head around doorway - thinks better of it and smiley - runs back to bridge*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 168

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*BHPU begins to create body...*


*Holly Hop drive appears as memento of Holly*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 169

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Thank God for that, hmm, now, who's the persona?


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 170

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*'H' appears on forehead...*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 171

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*waits with a portable health moniter*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 172

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Former Personalities thus far:

HPB Talkie Toaster
'''''' Kryten
'''''' Arnold J. Rimmer II
'''''' Holly (Male)


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 173

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*Person steps out...*

*The BHPU Suite suddenly extends into what looks an infinity's worth of suits...*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 174

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Woooooooooaaaarghhh! *spins*

Yeah, yeah, yeah..!


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 175

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*shuffles out of door and toward Bridge...*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 176

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*walks on behind cat with the health moneter feeling now that it is slightly unnessasary*


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 177

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*bangs head on wall*
No no no no no no!


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 178

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh


RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 179

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RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 180

Ace Rimmer [pretending]


NOT HIM! ARGH!!! There's only one person who's more annoying than that stupid cat!


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