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The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 19, 2003
*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING TO BRIDGE*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 21, 2003
*walks in*
Kryten, you coming? Engines ready.
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 21, 2003
*runs away again*
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 1, 2003
*walks in*
Kryten? Oh you're not in. But do you know where Thamians barracks are I can't find them....
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 1, 2003
*runs away*
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
*Bee flies into room*
TT: Howdy Doodly Do!
*Room empty now apart from TT, Stack of Bread and the Spar Heads and Hand as reminder*
*bee attaches itself to console and begins uploading new personality..*
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 1, 2003
This is just because you were scared to face Listy after the curry thing, isn't it?
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
Personalities have included thus far:
[HPB] Talkie Toaster
""""" Kryten
""""" Duplicate Arnold J. Rimmer [me2]
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
*Room looks EXACTLY like Rimmer's quarters #168 barring the Talkie Toaster sat on the table, A pile of toast next to it, and Spare Heads 1, 2 and 3 w/. Spare Hand One on a console/shelf underneath the window...*
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 1, 2003
*walks past BHPU Suite and stops*
*peeks in and discoveres an exact replica of hir own room*
What is this? Kryten what has happened?!?
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
*marches in*
My God.. It's me...
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
*Rimmer salute*
That demented Tonka Toy?! He's gone Ace.. the stupid metal git drove into an asteroid attempting to save us all.
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
[...] Posted May 1, 2003
Well I'll see you around Arn...
*Rimmer salute*
*Turns and marches out of room...*
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 2, 2003
*stands amazed and astonished*
Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 2, 2003
Visit the brand new Skutter Cinema at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A1039033
All Welcome
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