A Conversation for Red Dwarf

The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 81

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING TO BRIDGE*


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 82

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*walks in*

Kryten, you coming? Engines ready.


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 83

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TT: Howdy-doodly-do!


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 84

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*runs away again*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgh


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 85

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*walks in*

Kryten? Oh you're not in. But do you know where Thamians barracks are I can't find them....


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 86

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Howdy Doodly Do!


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 87

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*runs away*


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 88

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*Bee flies into room*

TT: Howdy Doodly Do!

*Room empty now apart from TT, Stack of Bread and the Spar Heads and Hand as reminder*

*bee attaches itself to console and begins uploading new personality..*


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 89

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

This is just because you were scared to face Listy after the curry thing, isn't it?


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 90

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*Beep*


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 91

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The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 92

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*Beep*
*BEEP*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*

-UPLOADING COMPLETE!


The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite

Post 93

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Personalities have included thus far:

[HPB] Talkie Toaster
""""" Kryten
""""" Duplicate Arnold J. Rimmer [me2]


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 94

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*Room looks EXACTLY like Rimmer's quarters #168 barring the Talkie Toaster sat on the table, A pile of toast next to it, and Spare Heads 1, 2 and 3 w/. Spare Hand One on a console/shelf underneath the window...*


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 95

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*walks past BHPU Suite and stops*
*peeks in and discoveres an exact replica of hir own room*
What is this? Kryten what has happened?!?


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 96

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*marches in*

My God.. It's me...


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 97

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*Rimmer salute*

That demented Tonka Toy?! He's gone Ace.. the stupid metal git drove into an asteroid attempting to save us all.


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 98

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Well I'll see you around Arn...

*Rimmer salute*
*Turns and marches out of room...*


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 99

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*stands amazed and astonished*


Rimmer 2's Quarters #168 (RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite)

Post 100

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

Visit the brand new Skutter Cinema at

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A1039033

All Welcome


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