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The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Started conversation Apr 9, 2003
Welcome to the B-H-P-U suite [to find out what that is click on my name] where my hard-light bee maintains the personalties of any the Red Dwarf roster..
When my bee's character 'dies', the B-H-P-U will randomly select my next personality from old files.
The room also switches to fit the needs of who I am at the time.
My personalities have included thus far:
[H-P-B] Talkie Toaster;
""""""" Kryten.
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
The room is currently fitted to match Kryten.
The room is small, the walls are dirty... heaven!
In the corner stand Spare Head 1, 2 & 3 along with Spare Hand 1...
Next to the tiny moniter is boxed set of 'Androids' memorabillia, copies of 'Easy Rider' and 'Rebel Without A Cause'
On a small tea tray is homage to the light-bee's previous occupant with a stack of stale toast and on the wall is a painting of Admiral J. Rimmer sitting proudly on his... throne...
And in place of a bed there is a table with a small, red toaster being prepared to function....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
*grines his teeth when he sees the painting*
Make sure the TT doesnt escape!
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[...] Posted Apr 11, 2003
*Talkie Toaster fizzes*
TT: Bob, Bob Danger..! BOB DANGER... TOASSsst... *fades out*
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*steps into quarters... oil still dripping. Attaches a white cable to his head, sits and the goes to sleep... The TT on the table is also asleep...
*Throughout the night the oil continues to drip.........................*
The RD 'B-H-P-U' Suite
[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*A good few hours have passed, and still haven't moved.... No one seemed to notice as the oil is now a pool on the floor...*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 12, 2003
How come your shutdown countdown is on again. I thought I'd fixed that. And where did all that oil come from?
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 12, 2003
*Attempts to waken Kryten by pulling cable from his head*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 12, 2003
*Repeats previous questions*
How come your shutdown countdown is on again. I thought I'd fixed that. And where did all that oil come from?
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*Can't speak, so uses binery instead*
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(I think it happened when i smashed throught the wall, Bob.. or at least that's what caused the leg thing... if I rundown on I'll I'm technically shutting down...)
-21 MINS REMAINING...-
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 12, 2003
*colonel runs in carrying toolkit 
and finds Krytie mysteriously injured 
*
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