h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

then the converse is true, so it's said
then the spots on your arse is
a group or ferraris
driving you fast 'till your dead

I suppose I have to apologise again,
soooorrrry, I can't help it, the ridiculous
just appeals to me.

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I find humour in everyday things

In this genre' Oggie swings...

I'll just buy a blue jag instead.

And take it to bed

I find humour in everyday things
In this genre' Oggie swings...
He thinks it quite funny
when gravy go runny
all over my roast chicken wings

I'll just buy a blue jag instead
And take it to bed
Though this sound not comfy
my bed is quite lumpy
But blue jag tho I the wed!

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I forget at the end of the forum
is where to reply to the end of a poem

I jumped the b'log

To get out of the fog

I'll just plant my seed, yes I'll sow 'em!



My garden is frozen and hard
Inspiring works by the Bard...

The seeds in their trails
sprout Winter's tails

A nice scene for this year's Christmas card.

A perfectly wonderful thing

is a ball of twine, cord or string

Now call me a fool,
But I can't handle wool,

So I'll just go out for a fling.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


In Australia it is now "Silly Season."

They're Aussies, they don't need a reason

to break out the booze
and round up the 'roos

To NOT drink would simply be treason.




It's Summer - in Sydney bushfires have started

I think it's because someone farted
Into a candle...

Not holding the handle,

And soon became dearly departed.



"Capricorn one to base,"
Said comander, the look on his face...

Was rather perturbed
Or at least so disturbed