h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's that arse Moriarty, the swine

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I'm not very gud at this spelin

When it comes to this thread I just fell in

I just try and hussle it
with each rhyimin cuplet

And blame all the typos on Wellyn.



Wellyn's my cousin, that's true

We have no one to trust but you.

but his Garden City

But if you spin us a line
We'll believe you - that's fine

It's really quite pretty

According to my uncle Drew

**)(**

In my town moose drive cabs

and most of their passengers are crabs

When I came to visit...

I thought "A dream, is it?
Or is down to those 5 acid tabs?"

Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y{}Y


Mmm, acid- a trippy little treat

converting brains into meat

I don't think I'd try it,
'Cause it's not on my diet.

OK, fine, but it's right up my street.




In Lambeth the law has gone up in smoke

There's so much, I think I will choke...

Although weed is natural,
It stops all thoughts lateral,

So why not a little toke?


vvvvvooooo



Me thinks we're a strange flock of birds.

As shown in this mishmash of words,

in the main, on the level
but a few have a bevel