h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and I think that was more than a fart


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There's a bit of a smell in the gulf

'cause a weapons inspector just guffed
'twas blamed on a lad
in outer Bahgdad
And George W. was told to get stuffed. (satire)

...tries again...

causing many inhabitants to gulp

They're beginning to scare
Of Bush's hot air

And trying hard to swallow the pulp.


I don't want to go off to war!
I will tantrum right here on the floor!
But if I were gay...

That might be a way,
To get my a** out the door!


We need to be thinking about peace.

'cause on Earth we've only a lease
To get the bond back
We need a new tack

We should listen to John Lennon's pleas.




Of those Four Horsemen that we know,
War's the one we can control

it's not quite so vague
as "pestelence" or "plague"

Or as faceless as "Famine", you know?



So the missiles on their way to Yemen,
Were they Saddam's, as we are condemnin'?

or did he buy them from us
without that much fuss

And bribe the customs to let them in?

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He may be an Iraqi dictator,
But for 'taches, there sure is none greater

tho' his bland uniform
is the source of much scorn

And his home will soon just be a crater.

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So Cherie's been chatting with Peter,
Who's an alleged financial cheater

but such is her wont
(she knows Norman Lamont)

We'll have Jeffrey at the gates to greet her.

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My geography's not all that hot-
So is Palestine a country or not?

The land's held in trust,
Till we have an agreement that's just.

So why is everyone getting shot?

'Twas the mystery of the missing last line..

that sent a cold chill down my spine

Said Watson "The semi-colon's empty"
Said Holmes "Alimentry"