h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"But then, who wears the Cassock?"
Asked the honerable Massoch

and what's underneath asked the lad


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Any readers will think we're all mad

"two frogs short of a lilly pad"

I said "If you can't beat'em,
what is the point of teachin'?"

Seems to me our aim has gone bad.



Let's try to get back on the right track.

Sorry. It's all me. I've been slack.

A dirty old man from Newcastle
Thought he could make himself dazzle
He jumped in the Tyne
But didn't read the sign
And caused the emergency servieces unneccary hassle

In the absence of a primary line..

I phoned up my friend, Robert Klien
Said Rob, "For me fee...

I'll initiate thee
in the writing of limericks fine


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My dog arrived home wet and soggy

On a day that was gloomy and foggy.

on shaking himself
he dislodged a small elf

Who enjoyed the ice-game of hockey.



I Canada, there is a pair
Of doctors, I know are aware...

of an awful condition
caused by the rendition
of 'Advance Australia Fair'

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There was a fair sheila from Perth

Who, with child, had girth

To all she was urgin'
that she was a virgin

which was met with barely concealed mirth...

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This internet porn is perplexing

Aniki, it's good to have you join in - but please, it's (usually) one line at a time

hey people! We've left one unfinished!! - I'll recap

#1
Let's try to get back on the right track.
Sorry. It's all me. I've been slack.
But I just can't resist
I hope you'll assist



#2
This internet porn is perplexing
And the amount is certainly vexing

The positions they get into are vexing.

such graphic contortions