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Post 5321

twiggyleaf

Who was a really big umm... spanker


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Post 5322

Julie Andrews

He would... can we kill this one?


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Post 5323

twiggyleaf

What... and ruin the fun?
The naughtiness is what most people hanker(for). smiley - winkeye

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Oh Sven was a Portuguese hippy


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Post 5324

Julie Andrews

Dropped acid and got rather trippy
He thought he saw ships


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Post 5325

Evil Zombie Strider

Doing handsprints and flips

smiley - footprints


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Post 5326

Julie Andrews

And talked with a squirel named Skippy.

A person walks up to you at a dance and says, "What's you sign?"
You bluntly say, "...

"That depends. What's my tangent times my cosine?"

Sven went to a Banker to say...


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Post 5327

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

He had 800 bees made of clay


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Post 5328

Lurcher


Their buzzing around
made a terrible sound


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Post 5329

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

And they refused to just stop and play

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A researcher from jolly old H2g2


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Post 5330

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

grew old waiting in a long queu


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Post 5331

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

After giving birth twice
And living off mice


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Post 5332

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

He held his breath till he turned goo blue

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It's all a bit close to the bone


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Post 5333

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Said a dog on the telephone


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Post 5334

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I've tried Mighty Dog,
but it tastes like a log
smiley - yuk


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Post 5335

Lurcher


So much for eating alone

>>>>>>>>>>?>>>>>>>>>>>..

In the words of a paranoid tramp


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Post 5336

Julie Andrews

"Is there an intruder in camp?"


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Post 5337

Evil Zombie Strider

He picked up a log,
Peered into the fog

smiley - footprints


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Post 5338

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

and almost tripped over his lamp.

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Egad! There are ants in my house!


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Post 5339

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

said a very surprised looking mouse


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Post 5340

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

As he tripped over one


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