h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A pity he`d not learned to Scuba

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A man with no hope of success

In a rush, he had to confess

Ran up the Aisle

with a very big smile,
kissed the bride so she wet her dress.


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I do not like golfing in snow

White balls, they get lost, you know.

Red, Pink, or Dotted
are easier spotted

but those shiny balls get the Polar bears Besotted!

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Mary had a fluffy jumper

To rhyme that is really a stumper...

[It's fine Peet. All is forgiven ]

Though not widely travelled,
She was somewhat unravelled

When a young man jumped out and thumped her!

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There was a ship's captain called Kirk

Like the origional a bit of a berk,

His only friends were the flies
on USS Enterprise

As he boldly continued his work

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An Aberdeen Angus called Nelly

Co-hosted a chat show on Telly

Her co-host - a gnu
Just wouldn't do

So they rapidly turned it into jelly

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There once was a happy young tea bag

who waved his Breakfast Tea flag

Spending so many hours
stuffed with Chamomile flowers

but the water would make him real-ly sag

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That last line was quite convoluted

Although oddly enough, it's reputed