h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And then she starts acting real butch?

There once was a lawyer named Tony

His questioning did find out the phonies

But when smoking pot

he frequently got

a client who was full of baloney

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It's quite hard to ski in the slush

You will fall down right on your tush.

When your bottom is wet
you never forget

The B*****d who gave you a push.
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I had a quite boring old day

January's quite often that way

It snows, then it rains.
Your arthritis compains.

If only there was some time to play!

I if speak, I'll be moderated...

and writing on turf will be soderated

So I'll keep myself quiet
to avoid a huge riot

Cause isn't tolerated

well ... if someone can rhyme "tush" with "slush" I can get away with this one

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We had hailstones the size of half bricks

careful people, careful

*heeds warning and throws aside Acts 9:5*

And snow right up to our knicks

And the pavement so slick
that I fell on my... erm... pick

So is it five lines or six???

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It's risky, I know, but we try

ideas that really won't "fly"

But we persevere
though sometimes I fear

we may all just break down and .

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Always look on the bright side of life