h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In June or July

I must watch witches grin,
but can't drink rum or gin

sometimes it is enoughto make my head spin

And rode on a bicycle named Shwinn

I've absconded with many a dollar,

Till a cop caught me by the collar

I stole more than once
Cause I'm such a dunce
And now I get charged by the hour.

The horse and the donkey were talking

'bout which one would do all the walking

They flipped a coin,
which strained the horse's groin

And that put an end to the squawking

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It's usually ONE line at a time

but occasionally two is fine

But beware for Mr An*l

unless you're a pasty-faced mime

The Snake was disco dancing

And then I saw Grandma pantsing (pulling down the trousers of)
The Mayor, whose scowl...

would scare a hoot owl

'cause it was so foul

"I have angry bowels!"

"And have mis-aligned jowels"

As for the end of this limerick: it's time!


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A frog one day in Tibet