h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i think someone really wants to be included...

Of course. Who WOULDN'T want to be included?

*With a twirly, spangly, harp-strumming amateur dramatic effect, Uncle Heavy materialises at the centre of the room. He loos up, slwly*

'you'll never get away with it, curse you're black hearts. I'll be here to stop you. Unlucky'

I'm flexible. Saturday's an okay day for me. Is there any specific day or time that isn't good for anyone?

And speaking of time...

*Picks up the watch, tosses it into the air, and shoots it with the Snowzar, thus freezing it for quite some time*

Glad these guns internally freeze bombs. Now, what to do with it? Let's think...Oh, I know! I'll just toss it in with my collection of collectable weapons.

*Opens a portal (with a handy Portable-Portal Generator) and tosses the watch elsewhere. Closes the generator*

Now, on with the timing synchronizations. What times/days are good for everyone going on the mission?

*Hands another snowzar to Ice, and gives a cube-shaped item to Red*

Red, this device works like an Internet Flash Bomb. Think along the lines of how Webjello works.

Friday's bad for me I have to go to LA for a security brief so I wont be home all day. But Saturday's good I think. Oh and so you guy's know a little ahead of everyone else as of july 26th I wont be here anymore. I have to leave for basic training. So I'm afraid you'll be losing a villian. But the evil one's joining so you'll have the same amount. I should be able to get back online in about 3-4 months and hopefully be back to wasting my life on here. Jeeze talk about a backlog...

*looks sad*
awwww... we'll miss you ice...

[Y2K] Fine with me.

[Y3K] Me too.

[Y4K] Now where's the link?

[YC] We really meant it.

ouch... dissed.
maybe it's a better idea to wait with the link anyways, since this forum is suddenly infested with heroes...

[Closeup of Y3K]

[Y3K] I'll drink to that.

[Pull back to reveal him at the Aroma Café. Then cut back to the meeting]

This mission is going to be much more interesting, since the heros know about it. And if we keep talking here, they will know ALL about it. Wonder how Affy is going to get around this one.

i don't know, i'm looking forward to getting back from vacation so i can read the backlog and see how it all turns out!!!

hey, i'm just saying my goodbyes before i leave, so GOODBYE EVERYBODY!!!!!!! i hope the plan works out, and i look forward to getting back to wasting my life online in two weeks!

By Sea, and we'll miss you when you leave Ice. Okay, if heroes can justify entering our secret meetings, I don't think we have to worry about 'honorable' heroes. And once they loose honor, evil is only a few steps away.

But, if you all *really* want to get around the security leaks, just post your Email addresses, and I'll send you the info privately.

And you'll be missing some evil lurkers that way too...
*really wants to be there when the time comes*

[email protected] is my E.

Black, I'm saving you for the mission after this one. You'll be very useful there.

So I've heard - I was just intending to lurk while you're on the mission...

Okay, here's hoping Ice reads this before we strike: post an Email address, please, so I can send the links, etc.

If you're here from between half an hour before the time we met last time, and about an hour after that, you'll probably get there. Assuming that time is okay with everyone.

And Black, lurk away!

ok E's [email protected]

Meanwhile, somewhere outside .....

A small tree waves its branches in a nonchalant manner.....