h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of course, I won't say no to any villain who just wants to come along for the ride. That'd be mean.

wow, i'm jealous. all this was going on and i had no clue... *sniff* i'm clueless, as usual...
okay, i'm over it! by the way, guys, awesome job on the heist!

Okay, all villains I contaced to be involved in the upcoming heighst (and those who wish to tag along for amoral support, but I will honestly be including everyone in my upcoming stream of plans), gather 'round for the next stage of my plan! Oh, and the police are on to us. I'll wait for the laughter to settle at the thought of that being a problem.

*a musical feminine voice suddenly comes out of nowhere, startling all the other villains*
i am here... sorry to have frightened you. i am considering tying a bell to my neck so that people can tell where i am. that was a very poor joke. never mind.
i am ready.

*monitors the proceedings, as a non-participant*

*is a spectator as well*

~A shadow falls over the room, growing from the centre out. Lights flicker and are suddently extinguished. A chill wind blows. Suddenly, a single candle is lit in the back of the room. It is Red, dressed in a black three piece suit, with a black silk hankercheif on which has been sewn a blood red skull in his breast pocket. His jet black hair is shoulder lenght, and hangs straight down. His fedora is black, and his face is painted red, with black around the eyes, nose, and mouth. His features are gaunt and disturbing. This is the closest to "unmasked" that anyone has ever seen the man.~

I am summoned.

*stares at red*
wow.

~A yawn is heard from above, as everyone jumps in surprise they look up seeing Ice sitting on the rafters. He is wearing his coat and a hat very reminesincent of Vampire Hunter D covers his eyes, hanging one leg over the side and leaning against a support beam. A glint of light shines off the handle of his katana barley visible above the coller of his coat. He is chewing a toothpick and cutting his fingernails with a razor sharp throwing blade. When he speaks his voice sounds a bit raspy and as if coming from very far down a dark tunnel~ I'm here now why'd you wake me up?

*gapes at ice*
wow again. nice hat, by the way

i regret to inform you of a possible mission conflict. i will be away on a torture methods workshop for the next two weeks, and i leave tomorrow. i am terribly sorry for any convenience, but it cannot be avoided. perhaps grey spectre's invisibility cloak would make him a suitable replacement. or, i can leave you this. *small red amulet appears on table in front of krylma leader* it will make the wearer completely invisible. it is my gift to you, dear krylma leader, perhaps it will be an asset it future STUMPED missions as well. once again i apoligize profusely for the inconvenience, but my reservation cannot be cancelled, and if i don't show up, i am automatically nominated as a-- test subject for new torture methods.
and now, i bid you all adieu, for i must still pack. good luck, and enjoy yourselves.

Oh, that's too bad. I'll try to get you in the next mission.

Anyway, while we wait for another STUMPED members to be called upon, here's the plan.

*The holographic map of H2G2 reappears, and this time the Aroma Cafe is highlighted*

This mission target is The Aroma Cafe. Now, we don't have Joanna's curse to worry about, but we will have several prominant researchers who may know how to deal with us. And Joanna is a frequent visitor as well.

Anyway, this is what we should do. Red, you go in, take care of Irving and the other caretakers. Whoever takes evillene's place, I want you to tackle the creations (such as Ook), who are an X-Factor in any forum. We need them to be dealt with as swiftly as possible (the SnowZar would be a good weapon of choice here), and freeze all of them before some researcher can reveal a hidden power. Ice, I want you to come in and freeze the other patrons and customers, so they don't cause trouble.

Once again, if the good me is there, freeze him quickly. Once all of you have posted, I will come in and get the schematics for the IIEM, which is a powerful device that we must have at our disposal.

[Y2K draws his lightsaber, but doesn't arm it]

[Y2K] You can count on us. All I need is a link to the forum we'll be using...

[Y3K] Let's put together our plan for what us clones will be doing.

[they do so]

[Y4K] Yeah, but how can we be sure that the guy who's typing at the computer IRL won't betray us to YK?

[YC] He will. Be sure of it.

[they continue]

~nods with the hat still covering his eye's~ Perhaps some kind of stun item like a flash grenade or somthing that could give us a few posts of aninimity in which to freeze the patrons, like Garius's howl in the last mission. ~Move's his cloak aside and check his snowazar's ammo~ Oh and someone toss me another one of these things with my enchanced senses I can wield two without a serious reduction in accuracy.

Anyone want to borrow a mickey mouse watch?

Throws watch into the middle of the room
*cry from outside* I can hear it ticking!

[Y4K] Great! Now could you disarm it, please?

[Y2K] And where's the link?

[YC] What, you mean that Peter Pan/Leo DiCrappio-looking guy in "Legends of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"?

[Y3K] No, you fool, the link to the forum we're going to raid!

Hey! I thought it said NO SUPER HEROS ALLOWED. What a dirty underhanded trick, Vestboy. Well done!


I think Vestboy is softening. We'll have him over to our side in no time.

heh heh heh... gavroche may be a candidate for a crossover. and since he seems to be black swan as well, that's two for one.

[Y3K] Now where's the link to the forum we're going to?

Point of Order:

I may not be around much today, Thursday, and Friday. I also have reason to believe that Irving won't be around on those days, either. So if you need to go in without me in order to take advantage of his absence, so be it.

Of course, I know exactly where Irving keeps the manual for the IIEM...

/Red