h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Is about to say something, but sniffs the air. His heightened lizard-like senses detect someone outside*

That you, Q? If so, are you planning on allying yourself with us, the heroes, or just watching how events unfold?

[Y2K, Vader mask down] Come with us to the Dark Side, where we can rule the H2G2 as soon as we succeed! Remember, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb! [extends hand] Join with us and you can learn powers which you could never counter as a Good Guy! Go to our side, and be all that you can be! Go to the Good Side and be all that you are told to be! I want YOU!

[Cut to an "I want YOU!" poster but with Darth Vader instead of Uncle Sam. The four clones (Y2K without his Vader getup) are standing in front of it]

[Y3K] Looks good, eh, Y2K?

[Y2K, proud] Yes, I made it myself!

[YC] You should use it again.

[Y4K, snidely] Oh, don't worry, I don't doubt we'll be making this exact same post whenever he wants someone to join the Dark Side.

Okay, that makes two times I've seen that post. When we get ready for the attack (should be any minute now, I'm hoping), go to http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=66282&latest=1 for the attack. Everyone sign in first, though. I'm here. Y2K's here. I'll go check the "Who's Online" button.

[Y3K] Where's Red?

[Y4K] Where's Ice-

[YC] -raven?

Methinks we should reschedule, and that I should do set it up further in advance next time.

I'm here

of course no one else is...
damnation

hello....ello...llo....lo....o
Hmmmmm... Well I can be online for 15 more minutes until I have to leave to go to a friends birthday party so if anyone shows up in that time maybe we can do somtin.

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[Y2K] Researcher 145782! Are you a Good Guy, or a Bad Guy?

[Y3K] If you're a Good Guy, why are you posting smileys?

[Y4K] If you're a Bad Guy, thanks!

[YC doesn't say anything because he's not there]

[Y4K] Hey, where's YC?

[Y2K] Gone to Risa.

[Y3K] What! He's going on vacation when we're doing our best to fight good!?

*Mysterious Oak tree (now several feet closer to the building), watches and occasionally rustles its leaves in what is hopefully an enigmatic way, but loses the effect slightly by causing a surprised squirel to fall out of one of the lower branches*

*Squirrel tries rolling up its sleeves, but fails due to lack of clothes and scampers back up the tree*
Kanchu llamasai kikuna?

(Shut up Qexx)

Kanchu?

(NO! Now go away)
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[Y2K, looking impressive] YOU WILL TELL US THE MOTIVES OF THE SQUIRREL! [gives the impression of looking sheepish, despite having a mask that hides his face]

*Squirrel looks shocked and dashes back into the branches of the tree*

*The tree looks wooden*

*A voice (as if from nowhere) speaks*

{There is no reflection without light}

Folks, Amy just accused us of not being able to organize any attacks.

*Grins*

Obviously she neglected to read our raid on the Donut Stall. Anyway, it looks like she's decided to spy on the poor Krylma Leader, even with his uninvolvement in the election. Pay her no heed.

[Y3K] All right. Who's this "Amy" life form?

A bothersome life form, in my opinion. Affy seems to think that she could be of some use, eventually, so I will allow her to live and pester The Celery some more.

In any event, she isn't nearly enough to stop STUMPED. Although, it may be annoying to have her following us around and making snide remarks. However, I'm sure that she'll leave once she realizes that nothing can be gained from attempting to hinder our schemes.