h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Takes the snowzar and adds it to his aresnal*

I shall do what is neccesary

He's not online. Should I go?

I'm ready. Go when you are ready.

He's not online. I'll just assume that he couldn't make it, because of a server cutting off, or something. Anyway, GL, you go, take care of me, startle the customers, and start looking for the S30. Grey, go in, freeze any potential looking customers (including me), and take care of Joanna (freezing her might not be a bad idea). I'll look for my device and assist in the scaring. *Morphs into full Krylma Leader mode* http://www.h2g2.com/F26840?thread=59861&latest=1 I hope we do this before we end up on the "Most popular forums list", and some hero notices. Wouldn't that be embarrasing . . . so get going! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, here I go .....

I'll pause a few seconds before I post, so you guys can get there.

Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!! We've done it!

So .... what did you get, Affy? I got the recipe. It's a little wet at the moment, though.

*Decloaks*

Ahh, the delectable smell of victory! May I offer everyone a celebratory glass?

*Pulls a miniature champagne set from his pocket, adds a drop of water and it instantly becomes full size*

Damn I missed it... Stupid one phone line parent wanting to use it.... Well I'm reviewing the thread now. I was looking forward to this too... ~mutters about his parents disregard for his internet duties~

*Takes proferred glass of champaign and drinks.*

Well done, team. I hope Ice is OK. Probably just forgot - it is early for him.

Say, Affy - why would our raid be a continuity problem?

*Suddenly his mothermeter beeps with the message "Get off the internet!"*

Uh-oh, Unfortunately I cannot stay. I have to return to my orbiting research station. But I'll be beack tonight. Long Live STUMPED!

*A transporter shimmers, and Grey is gone once more*

No thanks, I don't drink.

*Shows everyone what he stole. It appears to be nothing more than a little bell*

As everyone knows, Eomando is the second in command on the Starship Esirpretne. In an early posts, this bell (when people would ring it) would, at times, terrify her, and fill her dreams with nightmares of bells rining. She claims its due to the psycological trauma that occured when she gave a bell to a researcher who broke their leg, and if they needed anything, just to ring the bell. She claims its from that trauma, but it didn't take me long to see it's potential. It's actually a magic bell, that affects Eomando in a kind of hypnotic way. Anyway, we could easily hypnotize the second in command of the Esirpretne, then all we would have to do is handle Captain Al Boy. It (the bell) will only need a few delicate alterations before we can use it to eventually topple the foundation of the entire Donut Federation!

Plus, we got the S30! We'll use some stole CLI equipment to prepare the donuts. Joanna claims not to use it because her Menu couldn't take it, but there might be something about this donut that only she knows. In any event, I want to taste it! Mission accomplished, everyone! Good job!

Now, to finish planning the next stage in this assault . . . but until then, celebrate!

Oh, hello Ice. Sorry you missed it, but it sounds like it couldn't be helped. Maybe Affy will put you on to the next mission.

It's not a continuity 'problem', it's just something that doesn't happen. I believe this was covered in the Continuity discussion at some point, but I can't remember how it turned out. Anyway, we can expect to hear from some super heroes and police pretty soon, so we'd probably do well to move to another thread until we can no longer be arrested.

BTW, sorry that you couldn't make it, Ice. I'll try to get you in the next one.

~Takes a glass from Garius and sits down to enjoy his drink~ You guys did a great job. I'm sorry I couldn't be on to help you But my dad needed to make just ONE phone call before i logged on... unfortanatly that one call took 20 minutes. But in any event I'm happy that all went well and we obtained our targets. ~sips his drink and leans back~ So affy I'm curious as well why would it be an illeagal continuity problem?

For the same reason that it's illegal for Sonic the Hedgehog to travel to different zones in the Archie Comics series: STUMPED is supposed to be somewhere, the stall is somewhere else. However, in this case, because all went so well, it broke no continuity laws. So we're pretty well off there.

*Pulls out a map of h2g2*

Now, I'll need new villains for this one, in case Joanna tells people about how we attacked. For my next attack, you would fit in pretty well, ICE. And Red would be great for this job. Then, another person for backup and safety. NYC, evillene, or Sea would be good, but I can only take one . . . I need to work on this plan.

*Looks at the map, the surrounding countryside, and starts thinking about which of those villains would be good*

~checks the ammo on the snowazar~ Well if Chrome or any hero's show up we can't let our self be taken prisoner. ~Loads and arms the snowazar and sets it on the arm of the chair under his hand, then continues to sip his campaigne~ Although judgeing by our past inter-actions with choppers I don't see them as Big problems in our way. But Chrome is resourcefull so the police might be an issue.

I'm sure black would want to go. She monitored our attack. I was talking to her on IM while we waited.

Yes, Black is an excellent villain, but I've already got her down for the third mission. You see, I'm trying to base these missions around people who have histrories with certain areas. You used to be a regular at the Donut Stall, so you know what to expect. I'm using Red for the next one, because he is Irving Washington's natural enemy, and I'm using Black in the third one because she is Alien's natural enemy.

Oh, I see. Never mind then.