h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess we nether will.

well, it *is* getting to the end of the old years rear

The first month of the year isn't named after J-anus for nothing.

and you can eat shellfish if there are Rs in the month.

You can even season the shellfish with butt-er.

I'll pass on the butt-er since it's hard to clean it out
of my goat-ee.

Mistadrong, you are the most unshellfish person I've met in a long time.

Thank you, athough some people claim I can be a bit crabby.

tell them to cut the crab

Mistadrong is not crabby so much as standoff-fish.
He's given to ex-clam-ations.
But he has nerves of st-eel.
And I ain't squidding.

ab

Mistadrong greeted the ocean, but it said nothing. It just waved.

The Acidbath, it lives!

Oh, and as I'm here I suppose I should leave a for the lady of the house!

Hi, Parrferris.

I haven't seen Shea in quite a while. I hope she's well.

indeed

*leaves for shea *

Cheers Paul,

I knew that but I thought, seeing as one or two blasts from the past had occured yesterday, that here would be as good a place as any to leave my good wishes.

Anyway, I'll leave you and Mista to your ceaseless pun-ditry.

abomeo

Thanks for the kind words, Parrferris.
Pierce and I seem to be the only regulars who are here on a daily basis....

maybe i should write her a mail, but i don't have the time right now