h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm afraid you maybe be right, Pierce.

be afraid - be *very* afraid

How about terrified?

petrified would be more appropriate

I'm petrified, but not because of that

you found a better reason?

Medusa is just down the hall on the right, and there's a basilisk on the second flor. Take your pick.

*lures medusa into a mirror room *

*then serves the basilisk up with some nice rice and curry *

Can I have an eggroll with that?

sure, but be carefull with the chili sauce, it's X-rated

The basilisk itself was X-rayed. What else is new?

the eggrolls

well, i hope so, anyway

The egg rolls, and having rolled, moves on.....

That reminds me that my preparations for Easter are running way behind schedule. About 2 years, to be exact.

I must collect eggs and start dying them, or the good little children all around the world won't have eggs in their baskets on Easter morning.

What is an egg roll?

The food or the game?

the philosophical concept

is not every thinkable (!) kind of food a philophical concept?

oops, speaking of food. did i not just forget to leave a for shea?

"What is an egg roll?" [Sad Mad or Bad]

It's a contest, annually held on the White House Lawn (among other places). Here's a link:
www.whitehouse.gov/easter/2007/