h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no wonder he is 81 already

He's made a fine contribution to literature.
"Playboy" prints many fine articles.
A lot of people read the magazine for the articles.

i know. i'm one of them. one out of 42, i guess

I'm sure the other 41 are monks who read the Latin version.

i think they could just say anything in the articals and no one would notice maybe policitl spin docters should try it whenver they want to release bad news put it in a magazene full of naked women.

see i was wasted in that bank

And yet you survived.

berly

and witha signaficant loss of sanaty not that you would notice mind

Sanity is greatly overrated.

so i'm told

Sanity Claus is underrated, though.

yes. he cleans the chimneys every year

and brings all the children presants of ASBO's (anti social behavior orders for those not in england) and japanese manga

i see all that manga passed the moderators unnoticed

I'd rather have mangos than manga.

Mangia! Mangia!

aburp

reminds me to restock on extra hot mango chutney

You are definitely a good man, Pierce.

Those people who say you have no taste are way off the mark.

but i don't have any taste

that's why i need it extra hot

Methinks thou dost protest too mush.

objection!