h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Objection denied!

(Thank heavens I bribed that judge. )

denial overruled



ps: hey duck, good to see you

members of the jury you will disragard those last postings as friverlious and unecessary abd i will have order in this court

the judge, tacsatduck - it *is* good to see you

I second that!

ther shal be no ings here thank you only s

Would you like us to collect all the that get thrown, so you can convert them to spaghetti sauce and pizza?

i was thinking more of kechup then i will beat heinz and take over the world and my sauce shall be called DAVEW and you shall see it and love him for he is life

Sounds like a good plan.

I've been thinking of building an empire on kale juice and carrot ketchup.

all will fall befopre the might of DAVEW unlesss somone make alot of hotdogs

Hot dogs it is, then.

quick quick somone go to the servace station and buy lods of charcholefor the BBQ

while you're there please bruing back a few as well

i feel we owe that to our hostess

I'll put them on my shopping list, but they won't fit in my tiny .

put them on the top of the and bob's your uncle

How did you know Bob was my uncle?

Bob's everybody's uncle, he gets around...

yea that bob is allmost as bab as shaft somone should write him a theme song.