h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

quite frankly i prefer these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_roll

wouldn't mind rolling a few eggs with hillary though

You may have to settle for rolling eggs with George and Laura this time around. They're still oging to be living in the White House this easter.

i can't make it to dc this year. if cain wins i may pass the next 4 years also.

but i wouldn't mind eggrolling with baracks wife if hillary doesn't make the cut

You might have trouble proving that you're under 7 years of age.

they discriminate by age in the white house?

yea i never thought i would see the day when cronalogical age was more important than mentl age

i bet thats why dubya is prez

I expect that you would win that bet, Pierce.

But if you can prove that you are mentally not yet 7, maybe they will let you in.

i'll leave that to my shrink while i make out with his

Since you are under 7, you won't be breaking any laws, though she might be .

Be careful, Pierce. The easter Bunny doesn't bring baskets to who misbehave.

Pirates who don't misbehave are as rare as oceanfront property in Nepal.

yeah - and we don't care about eggs either

wouldn't mind a few though

If you like , maybe Hugh Hefner could let you have a couple for the pirtae ship.

i'll put that on my to do list

I'm betting you'll get to that item by noon today.

been there, done that, burnt their t-shirts...

Is that a rite of passage?

I could have burnt their T-shirts just by breathing on them.

Next you'll be telling me that New York is a big city, and the Pope is Catholic.