h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*follows SMoB. As usual*

Shea

Good grief! More people rising from the dead!

Nice to see you, by the way!

Maybe we've stumbled across the border into Spamalot, and we're the Not-dead-yet gang.

I'm dead? Oh no! Why didn't anyone TELL me!

My mother always warned me about wearing nice underwear....

You're not dead yet, SMoB.
Nice underwear is always appropriate, though it is recommended that other apparel be worn over it.

a recent survey shows that as many as 27 percent of the postings are written by people who do not wear underwear or are completely naked

I don't think I want to think about that...

i can't be in that goup since i only have internet acces from my office. my cow*rkers would surely protest intensely

not to mention the customers and the bosses

Well I could, as I'm at home, but I'd have to put the heating on.

burn some of the backlog?

*on his way to the shower*

February in the Northern Hemisphere is not a good month for sitting at the computer without no clothing on. Heck, even my *computer* is wearing clothes.

Okay, change "without" to "with"

How did they do that survey, anyway?

My personal analysis is that they were drunk or smoking funny mushrooms.

Or they out and out made it up.

42 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

And the other 58% are made up beforehand.

aren't those called hypotheses?

Yep.

Except for the lowpotheses.

hyped theses?