h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps we could have a nice piece of cheese to go with that port.
That's if the have left us any.

The having been watching "Ratatouille," and will ojnly eat French cheese now. The Stilton and Peccarino and Gouda
is still unmolested.

as are my native danablu and emmenthaler and the irish cheddar

Stop stop please, I'm getting hungry for cheese here.
Luckily I have some Feta left over in the fridge.
I just hope that don't like Feta.

greek might

If I had goat cheese in the house, I would happily give it to the . Likewise American cheese.

in that case i would love to be a in your house

i've had plenty of good goat cheese over the years

You must be in a different universe, Pierce.
In this one, milk made for cow's milk (or even sheep's milk)
can be quite good, but I hated the goat's cheese I was given at
a cheese-tasting session.

Sorry, I meant *cheese* made *from* cow's milk etc.

but goat cheese comes in many varieties. and some of them are quite good. i had some mild brie-like in spiced olive oil and another that had been rolled in the ashes of burned nettles. very interesting

Nettlesome nettles that made ashes of themselves?

ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if the women don't git ya
the goat cheese must

with for shea

I had a goat, but the goat 'scaped.
So I decided it must have been a scapegoat.

Oh dear.
When it comes to puns you are definitely our goat-to guy.

Some puns are amazingly re-usable. This morning I used the one about Christmas being the noisiest holiday because of all the rapping (wrapping) paper.

yesterday somebody congratulated galaxy babe for getting discharged from the 'bottom clinic' with the words 'happy new rear'

quite reusable i think. at least very worth quoting

I thought that was a bit of a classic as well.
Some of the puns that appear on this site should be
saved for posterity.
Or in Galaxy Babe's case posteriority.

indeed

We'll never hear the end of this.