h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I didn't think Bush read any .

if he did i would probably prefer to use leaves or something

Since this thread is dedicated to Shea, I wonder if anyone has seen her lately.

nope

in fact i have never seen her

however i have enjoyed pictures of her

A timely thought Paul and one that crossed my mind today.
Fear not I have contacted the cavalry at Fort Hope to head
out and meet the wagon train.

We could send out a posse to search for her, except that this is posse-over.

So what you're saying is that it's imposse-ible?

Good job the cavalry is getting ready to set off.

What if the cavilry goes out instead of the cavalry? They will be cavilling all day, and not come to any decisions?

what was the name of that band again

ah yes: insane clown posse

I give them high marks for candor in choosing a name.

I have it on good authority that the cavalry are from
calvary and have a high proportion of calvinists
in the ranks.
So there's a good chance of Shea and Co
being saved.

Shea has been saved?

Did she get a good interest rate?

save her up for a rainy day, i say

Just don't keep her under the mattress.

?

nah, we wouldn't do that to her

i would much rather want to give her a

If those b*stards are working her too hard, she still needs the mattress, but should be on top of it, to get her beauty rest .

she don't need no beauty rest from the looks of her pictures

i do however wish her a lot of extraordinary good sleep

and lots of extraordinaryto count if she can't get
off to

Hey, let's make life as easy for her as possible. Mary's lamb followed her to school, and the teacher objected. If were allowed to stay in school long enough, they would learn to count, so Shea wouldn't have to do it.

will fall asleep if they count each other