h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think are smart enough to figure that out.
Unless someone tells them they're supposed to.
You wouldn't do that, would you?
If you have to tell them anything, lie to them: say that they will fall asleep if they count humans, but there have to be more than ten humans around for that to happen.

(Few sheep can count beyond ten )

Is she still busy?
I am hoping for a merry Christmas journal, if not, I'm thinking about you Shea and wishing you well

I hope Shea isn't still tormented by that tendonitis!

wherever she is i hope the best for her

FYI, Kris Kringle's cook is Knish Kningle.

how appropriate

His specialty is mincemeat knishes.

lettuce not elaborate further

Are you intimating that Knish Kningle is a fruitcake?

What's wrong with fruitcake?

indeed. the more s for the rest of us

What's wrong with fruitcake? I personally like fruitcakes, but a lot of people don't

Having worked in mental health for many years I'm tempted to make a comment but a sense of decorum prevents me.

that is so sad

Let me get this straight, Mistadrong.

You have a sense of decorum after working in mental health?
That would be like Captain Hook still having two hands after sticking one in the crocodile's mouth for years.

indeed. but think of what that meant to the poor animal

(yes, i mean the croc)

Sticking your hand in a crocodile's mouth is no problem.
It's getting it out before he finishes yawning that's tricky.

You could be Obviousman's understudy, Mistadrong!

as opposed to overstudy?

Yes.

Youi are right, Pierce. Is that port or starboard?
Or do you stop after the port kicks in?