h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The sound of one hand clapping is "cl"

Oh!
I can make on hand clap!
I have wobbliy fingers.

One hand can't clap, at least not without hitting something hard in a painful way

I can make one hand clap. You hit the palm of that hand with your fingers and it makes a clapping sound. You flick your hand forwards to do it ^ ^

Navigator is right. He wins a no-prize. Like one hand clapping, it's very zen.

I don't have a bell dose that mean I won the no-bell prize?

We'll give you a chicken so you can win the Pullet Surprise.

Now now kids, calm down or santa claws will pun-ish you severely.

chicken? Why didn't I read that before?

*s to hide*

You're running from a chicken, Tavaron?

Is it because they're so hard to fricassee?

I'll teach you a secret:

If at first you fricassee, fry, fry a hen.

are you threatening me

I'm afraid that *I* will be that chicken

No, no, you are emphatically *not* a chicken.

Unless you want to be, and even then maybe not.

When I want to threaten people, I throw puns at.....

(Oops! I guess I *did* threaten you. Sorry about that )

well, I'm not a *real* chicken maybe, but I'm a werechicken... I hope I don't taste well.

I *knew* it!

Werechickens have yet to be invented, so you're safe.

The genetic scientists will no doubt combine genes from a chicken and wolf in the future, with unforseeable results.

but I *am* one for about 1,5 years already!

Umm, Paul, how would combining the genetic material from a chicken and a wolf create a werechiken? Unless of course you were unaware that the were- bit of werewolf means 'man', but even then it wouldn't work as unfortunately stupidity and ignorance can't overcome the rules of physics, chemistry, biology and etymology, nomatter howmuch GWB might like to think otherwise.

Traditionally you just have to be bitten.

There can't be many of you then as traditionally chickens peck and scratch

er... well...

"Umm, Paul, how would combining the genetic material from a chicken and a wolf create a werechiken? Unless of course you were unaware that the were- bit of werewolf means 'man', but even then it wouldn't work as unfortunately stupidity and ignorance can't overcome the rules of physics, chemistry, biology and etymology, nomatter howmuch GWB might like to think otherwise." [T B Flasename]



Okay, I stand corrected. Vampires and werewolves bore me anyway.
Give me a good old honest any day.