h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Name: your name
U-number: your personal space number
Pun Knowledge: The frequency of your pun usage
Areas of Expertise: Things that you are knowledgable in(i.e. weapons expert, Spying/Lurking)
Groups: What organizations are you involved in and what is your role in them
Other: Anything else you want us to know
Signature: (optional) How you sign your postings (i.e.your name or a set of smilies)

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Name: xanthippi
U-number: none
Pun Knowledge: minimal usage, but i can if the need arises
Areas of Expertise: evil, whatever that means to you
Groups:
Other:
Signature:

an expertise in evil is a good expertise! Can you do inhumane torture to our blashpeming enemies?

it's always good to be handy in the field of evil...anywho...
welcome to the Evil Army of H2G2...er...right now we don't really have our conversations up and running...it's on our to do list...but until then we've been using the MotMV's conversation threads at A2334007

the base walks again! PRoperty value goes up! Pretty soon i can sell it and retire to Panama!

Name: Ferret
U-number: U1160522
Pun Knowledge: Moderately lethal usage when neccesary
Areas of Expertise: Trebbuchets, Crazy Ideas, Failing in devious ways
Groups:
Other: I may become enraged when shown the colour yellow
Signature:

Is that enraging you?

Actually i can perform inhumane tortures on our enemies. The old ones are the best. We all know about tar and feathering right. But ever heard of drawn and quartering. You might have. Quite terrible. Look it up on GOOGLE there are some pictures on the official site. http://www.geocities.com/drawn_an_quartered/ "Not for the faint of heart"

What do you think of this signature?

Also my friends say I have evil psycic powers. MWAHAHAHAAA. Evil is fun.

apearently I'm posessed by the King of the Demons, Yaazorok Daaggoth...

One yellow smiley on a screen is not to bad. The calming effects of the blue background certainly help. Just don't push me to far...

...EvilClaw...you're turning into GodBen, harrasing the new members and all...okay...definately going to remeber to add everyone today...

... but haressing the new members is fun... Would you deny me my little pleasures?

I told you I'd get around to it...and I did...Ferret, you've been added to the list...anywho...if you add the Evil Army account to your friends list you can get news about invasions and stuff...a lot of the Evil Army members hang out around the MotMV at A2334007 or in the Evil Tea Room here...there should be a link to it at the top...and you can also pick up a Guide ML badge at A2334007

SuperMoo

Name: Black Leopard
U-number: U722932
Pun Knowledge: Lethal (if i'm angry!)
Areas of Expertise: I am good at sleuthing (though i don't know how u do that on a website!!)
Groups: Apparantly i am a member of MOTmv... but i'm not sure
Other: intelligent, cool-headed in crisis
Signature: none really, but that might change!!

I've added you to the list...
Welcome...being a part of the MotMV I guess you already know what we do and that we usually hang out there...you can get a Guide ML badge at A2334007 if you want...hopefully we will decide on an invasion target soon...we're sort of discussing it in the Evil Tea Room...

It took 3 days to get over the yel-l-l-ow smileys. Went on a rampage around Southampton to over-come all the pent up rage.

Will be linked up properly this evening for some evil doings...

well...EvilClaw will be on tomarrow at around 1:45-2:30 pm EST...

stop trying to predict me. It makes me look predictable.

Anyways: I'm sorry about the rampage you went on due to the color y*ll*w. I only did it because i'm spiteful and mean spirited !