h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...you did it again...you put a y*ll*w smiley in you're post...
...it's kiwi green for all those with the Yellow-Kiwi Green colorblind thing going on...

"you're post"

i am most certainly not a post!

well if I make someone guard you, you are...

Name: Midnight_Trucker
U-number: U1253845
Pun Knowledge: Don't understand this one...
Areas of Expertise: Driving, weapons, spying.
Groups: This is the first, but I hope to join more.
Other: N/A
Signature: Trucker

Hallo. When the cow shows up he'll try to add you to the list but for now I get to harress you since you're a new member.

Be afraid little new member, be very afraid. Woooooo ooooo ooo. Not scary but I'm kinda new too
Give me a , we'll be friends yet!.

Argghhh! Had another yellow overdose.... But I think I've sorted the problem. Blue tinted glasses

I'll only take them off in emergency situations, or whem my fury is needed,

Can your glasses block out all of that?

Uh what else..

Okay...going to add you...really soon...so I might as well welcome you...

...welcome...
If you add the account to your friends list you can get the invasion notices and other news. You might also want to visit our close allies the Masters of The Multiverse (MotMV) at A2334007 as well as pick up a Guide ML badge at A2334007

*wanders back in*

Wow... harrassing new members... classy... annoying, yet not... EVIL... Good Job, EvilClaw.

*rolls eyes*

Darn it! *catches them*

I hate it when that happens.

...I still say it has GodBen written all over it...I mean just look at it...some delincuent wrote GodBen all over it...

Stupid kids with spray paint...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean it's not EVIL. It's childish. And a little rude. But not evil.

If you want to b evil, you could make the newbies lick everyone else's boots clean. After walking through horse manure.

C'mon, is the best we can do PICKING on people?

Its not meant to be evil. This is: *changes Tasterrainbows name to Tastestoiletseats* Now go and obey the name!

i repeat:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVIL????

No, thanks, I like rainbows.

Xanthippi - do I need to get you a dictionary so that you will understand whichever words you are not understanding?

Could you. I have been wondering about the actual definition of evil. I think it's something like: anything that is morally wrong. Yeah helpful.

According to merriam-webster.com

Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): evil·er or evil·ler; evil·est or evil·lest
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English yfel; akin to Old High German ubil evil
1 a : morally reprehensible : SINFUL, WICKED b : arising from actual or imputed bad character or conduct
2 a archaic : INFERIOR b : causing discomfort or repulsion : OFFENSIVE c : DISAGREEABLE
3 a : causing harm : PERNICIOUS b : marked by misfortune : UNLUCKY

Function: noun
1 a : the fact of suffering, misfortune, and wrongdoing b : a cosmic evil force
2 : something that brings sorrow, distress, or calamity