h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Name: Garstan De Faw
U-number: 901581
Pun Knowledge: God, far too great (rather like me!)
Areas of Expertise: Practically everything.
Groups: Illuminat- sorry, what was that? I didn't say anything. You can't prove anything!
Other: Much to my chagrin, my Achillies heel, I am sorry to report that I am... a Dr Who fan! **sob**,
Signature: None. Signature is proof...

can't i use a fake real live poisonous snake?

Like a rubber one?

My advice if you want to scare not hurt: get a real snake and paint it to look like one of a poisinous variety.

...no...it has to be a real live one...and besides...poisonous or not...it would still hurt just as much if he ever get's around to posting the skit...

Did anyone acknowledge the new person?

Hi new person!! *waves*

I totally missed that...I'm glad you spotted him hidden at the top of the page...welcome new member...I'll have to add you tommarow since I'm just about to get off now...anywho...welcome...I'll give you a formal full blone welcome when I add you...until then you can consider yourself a member...in fact...you can still consider yourself a member afterwards...

Warning: beware of xanthippi, failure to do so could result in serious injury or death.

I've got an idea for a supprise attack, should we get round to it... We fire Xanthippi, his scythe and Supermoo into the enemy guild using a large trebbuchet.

If we have enough trebbuchets in the armoury, we could fire every one in!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha, Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.....

Slice of anyone?

I'm pretty sure i don't want to put a snake in my pants... innuendo aside.

I have a GREAT idea.

Let's all learn how to spell TREBUCHET.

T
R
E
B
U
C
H
E
T

...t-r-e-b-u-c-h-e......uuuummmmm.....er....-t?

usually we fling the E.V.I.L.M.I.N.I.O.N.S. into the middle of the battlefeild just to prove that we can and they go splat and then reform...

Yes, good job. You can now spell a French weapon.

I better...I've launched tenis balls coated in flour from them...

I am a girl you guys! I am up for being fired into enemy territory. Uh who are we fighting?

You.

Fine, i shall fetch my clones

...Idunno who we're fighting...depends on if you guys can convince the MotMV to join us...although I guess that's not really nessisary...I mean...if everyone hear wants to go off and attack S.T.U.M.P.E.D...

I don't know....S.T.U.M.P.E.D is full of evil-doers and murderers. It would be like fighting my own family.

...okay...you've been added, Garstan De Faw...
Welcome...as you have probably already guessed, we at The Evil Army of H2G2 have a goal...a goal to conquer every warlike society on H2G2...and thus our quest is never ending...anywho...we are sorta discussing invasion plans in the tea room...and you can pick up a guide ml badge at A2334007 and you may want to visit our close allies, The Masters of the Multiverse at A2334007