h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, now translate.

God, do I have to do EVERYTHING for you!?!

Ask GB, he'll tell you...

Who's gb?

Gargonzola Biscuit
Green Bread
Guacamole Butter
Garden Beer
Galvinized Bacon
Guano of Bat
Great Brewer
Gelatinous Blob
Gormet Buns
Gore Bush
George Bush
Governmental BS
Great Bush
Good Bonfire...very good...fire good, yes?
Gadzooks Batman
Geegoly Batman
Goo=Best
Godly Bathtub
Goddy Bathtub
Governmental Bribe
Garbage Broker

George Bush.

He knows what evil is on an intimate level.

But I don't know him. It would take days of carefully learning his schedule, sedating the secret service, and stalking to get to see him. I don't have time like that to spare. Anyway I would prefer it if you were talking about a great bonfire like was earlier suggested. FIRE
Do you have any cake?

I always have !






























Did you want some?

Btw:
1 a : morally reprehensible : SINFUL, WICKED
b : arising from actual or imputed bad character or conduct

2 a archaic : INFERIOR
b : causing discomfort or repulsion : OFFENSIVE
c : DISAGREEABLE

3 a : causing harm : PERNICIOUS
b : marked by misfortune : UNLUCKY

Function: noun
1 a : the fact of suffering, misfortune, and wrongdoing
b : a cosmic evil force

2 : something that brings sorrow, distress, or calamity

I took out the extra words having to do with etymology that might not mean anything to you. Does that help?

I want cake, so i can readd it to my signature.

It does help a little. But what does it mean, what constitutes someone as 'evil'? that is what i've been struggling with the whole time. Will anyone answer or will i have to go to one of those evil conversations?

*gives *

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Usually when people say evil they mean it with the connotation that is WORSE than just bad. Often it's meant in a way which implies a complete lack of moral responsibility, not just a temporary suspension of it. Even MORE often, people who say/use/mean the word evil mean that it is going against the word (any word) of god (whichever one they believe in).

Does THAT help??

Finally complete sentences! Yes it does help. Thanks for the cake. Oh i'm an atheist. So i don't believe in a god, but i do keep the theory of reincarnation under advisement.

No problem.

...but our defintion of evil is wreaking havoc via the use of insanity and sillyness and odd wit...
*blatantly oblivious to the fact that wreaking havoc upon the minds of others is covered in the given definitions...*

*throws at Supermoo*

Well true but to end this argument can we all just agree that it is fun to be mean to/annoy newbies (no including me) whether we use evil methods of nonevil methods, and that evil is what you believe it to be. But now that we have had that incredibly long conversation, we all know the real definition.

But we should not be mean to the newbies or they might resign and then, if we ever take anything over, we will have a smaller army...

And why are you exempt?!?

Cause i have a scythe and even if you were mean i wouldn't care i just wouldn't come bac....hmm i see your other point. But i wasn't even being mean to newbies, you did that by yourselves i just happened along.

scythe

'Twasn't me! It was that cow-guy and EvilClaw...

if you say so. I only care about my scythe.

hmm, what if we had a smiley with a scythe?

Good luck with that.