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Midnight_Trucker (Helping where it helps)

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I'm Midnight_Trucker, commonly known as 'Trucker' or you can call me 'Kevin' (my real name) if you like.

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TRUCKER CRASHES £5000 CARGO OF FOOD:

Midnight Trucker crashed his big-rig into a river, spilling £5000 worth of frozen food. Police say it may have been ice on the road that caused the large truck to skid into the river. Investigations are still on-going.

TRUCKER LOSES BIG-RIG:

Midnight Trucker lost his truck when he was inside a cafe'. Witnesses say the truck drove away at high speed when it was parked on a hill. Police say the truck may have just got bored and may return to the cafe' in a couple of days.

TRUCKER BECOMES HIT AND RUN SUSPECT:

Police are investigating a vicious hit and run incident, witnesses told police that a large truck purposely ran over a poor innocent spider then drove away. Police are asking anyone who see's Midnight Trucker, to contact them as soon as possible.

TRUCKER ABDUCTED BY ALIENS:

Midnight Trucker was reported missing today, police conducted an investigation into his disappearance and have found enough evidence to say he has been abducted by aliens.

TRUCKER PUNCHES OUT:

Midnight Trucker was arrested today, for puching a human sized rat. Police say the rat was rushed to the vets and is beleived to have sustained a broken nose.

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More news headlines will be placed above when the next silly idea comes into my head.

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Well I guess I should say good bye now:

GOOD BYE - COME BACK SOON!

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