h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ohio is the center of the known universe ... at least that's what the little gray people on the tell me.

Yes, but the little gray people are notorious liars.......

They told you the same thing about Australia, then?

No, they told us that Ohio is the a**-end of the universe.... so obviously they're lying to someone, and it's probably you.

We are *not* at the aus-end of the universe ... but you're stuffed right up there.

That must be uncomfortable for the universe....... particularly the pointy bit at the top of Australia.....

<< you must have missed the word "sarcastic" in my name, Paul>>

I noticed "sarcastic," but not "Shea."

... Similar to the pointy bit at the top of your head, ER.

That pointy thing might be an extra butt, AW, which would make ER a.....butthead.

Hey! Find your own Australian to abuse!!!

Paul

Sorry, AW.

ER is the only Australian I know well enough to do that to.

so a "pointy thing" might be a butt?????? By Almighty Bob, you people are bass ackwards!

Paul

Okay, I'll share ... you can fight Australian global dominance and general egomania right along with me, Paul.


We're bass ackward and proud of it!

I was confused coming out of my mother's womb (a subject I don't want to breech), and I'm still confused. But that has nothing to do with what country I'm in--which could be anything from Sweden to Monaco.

Hey AW! I waved going by Canton ... didja see me?

I thought I saw a slight wobble in the contrail.

Did you see me waving back?

*waves*

AW

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*treads water*

::dives in::