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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 11, 2005
Thanks. 
I knew I could count on you. 
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Lady Scott Posted May 11, 2005
Then it's a good thing you didn't mention it on a public website accessible by millions worldwide! 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 11, 2005
...and me
AW
I decided to leave out the bit about Charles wishing he was a tampon, (which you brought up)from the entry...
...though I was sorely tempted to put the whole transcript in, I didn't think the Eds would be best pleased
...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 13, 2005
Hey AW! I'm so sorry I missed your birthday (although I have it marked on my calendar). I just haven't been here much this week, as I've been busy at w**k. So here's belated birthday 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 14, 2005
It's probably okay, Shea, unless AW opens the and a lot of w*rk spills out. 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted May 21, 2005
Happy belated birthday to my favorite bathroom accessory! 
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted May 21, 2005
Blimey if these belated greetings go on much longer they'll be early ones for next year!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 22, 2005
It's a big world! It's already next year in some places. 
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted May 22, 2005
I think I've *been* to some of those places. 
It's amazing where a rabbit hole can lead. Just ask Alice.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 24, 2005
I thought it was Go Ask Alice.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted May 25, 2005
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHES to a stop*
Who's Alice?
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted May 25, 2005
It was a sixties song, I think by Jefferson Airplane, based Alice in Wonderland, she starts off going down a rabbit hole. But I think the song had a bit to do with drugs
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Lady Scott Posted May 25, 2005
A *bit* to do with drugs?!
Yeah, it was by Jefferson Airplane, 1967. It was actually called White Rabbit, but the line Go ask Alice was repeated several times during the song.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 25, 2005
"Go ask Alice" was also the title of a book, which was about the drug scene.
I have my *own* song version of Alice in Wonderland, in a condensed version for telling to tots:
This is the story of Alice in Wonderland.
Alice is bored, so she falls for a bunny.
She meets a Mad Hatter she can't understand.
It's a tale that's peculiar, without being funny.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 25, 2005
I remember reading that book as a teenager ... I recall the part about the acid trip in which Alice thought she was covered by, and being eaten alive by worms. 
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play Pinoccle on your snout ...
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted May 25, 2005
Pinochle, that is.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 25, 2005
If they're on your snout, that's probably the pinnacle of their aspirations.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted May 29, 2005
Te pinnacle of Pinnochle? Preposterous!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jun 1, 2005
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jun 1, 2005
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