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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
Somewhere over the 
,
way up tall,
There's a place where they've
Never heard of cholesterol.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
Auuuggghhhh! I'm being tortured in a most agonizing manner with sickening treacle.
*pitches over, head first*
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 19, 2005
"*pitches over, head first*"
And yet you managed to land on your back! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 19, 2005
Somewheeeeere over the pi-itch!
AW's head is first!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
Sickening treacle? It was just a serenade to help you keep your spirits up. AW.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
I didn't mean it, you know. Invisibility makes a person crabby. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
So does living in a swamp with frogs.
Try the treacle, AW. You may just like it after all. 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
I have an aversion to teddy bears, flowery cards, dogs and babies ... all on account of their overt schmaltz.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
But not *all* things that are flowery, AW. I recall that you liked a dinnerware pattern with a lot of flowers on it.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
I do love flowers ... but not with sugary sap heaped on top!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
There's hope for you, then. 
Not much, but a little.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
Don't worry, Paul. You're naturally sappy, which is different. I am too, but I've learned to repress it.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Apr 19, 2005
There was a flower in my garden once....... but then I discovered that they don't like industrial strength weed-killer either. And that was the end of that!
s
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
I get the impression that there isn't a living thing within a three mile radius of your home, ER.
Sick.
ER
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
It's Spring, so it's only natural that the sap should rise.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Apr 19, 2005
No, it's Autumn.... so shouldn't the sap be falling?
With any luck, Yellowstone will erupt and bring on global winter. :-D
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
With any luck, Yellowstone will erupt and bring on global winter. :-D
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2005
That's right, EvilRoy, the saps in the Southern Hemisphere should be falling. They're upside down anyway; God knows how they've kept from falling into space as it is.
With any luck, Yellowstone will erupt and bring on global winter. :-D
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Apr 19, 2005
Though when you think about it..... the sap is falling here..... it hits the ground, burrows through the centre of the earth (which, of course, from your side of the earth would be the "center" of the earth ) and ends up rising on your side of the world! Nature in perfect balance.
With any luck, Yellowstone will erupt and bring on global winter. :-D
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Apr 19, 2005
Goodnight, Gentlemen. My sap tank is on empty.
s
*snatches ER's flower from the jaws of death*
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