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spook Posted May 2, 2003
*all evil Homer clones explode.*
ok, that's all out parrots's in site gone kaboom. now, where do we go from here?
where do we go, what can we do?
we've lost my parot Homer, and i really need the loo.
i can't turn on the TV, or i'll see a Pikachu,
what can i do? what can i do?
the clones are gone but what does that leave me?
the parrot search ain't over, but Homer we cannot see,
soon this whole thread, will become part of h2g2 history,
but it's not easy, it's not easy!!!!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 2, 2003
Australian authorities find drugs on a N. Korean ship, ship's captain flies away. The only clue to the parrot's identity is a green feather.
Crew claim the parrot highjacked the boat just off the coast of Thailand. When roaring drunk (most of the time), the parrot would tell extravagent tales about Bangkok and Tesco's. The crew have requested asylum in Luton.
Parrot thought to have British connections. Any persons with knowledge of this parrot are request to contact their nearest police station or, if outside the UK, the nearest UK consultate.
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Oot Rito Posted May 2, 2003
You don't think that could be.....
No, Homer wouldn't.....
btw: Do the clones know about Testco's....
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Oot Rito Posted May 2, 2003
You don't think that could be.....
No, Homer wouldn't.....
btw: Do the clones know about Testco's....
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Oot Rito Posted May 2, 2003
Oh dear,
If it's not the clones.... it could be
No, no, surely Homer wouldn't do something like that.. or would be?
I do so hope spook took out third-party liability insurance for the parrot.... I've just heard about a weird bird wrecking havoc in Raffles in Singapore.... he calls himself the pirat parrot and has crumby wings
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egon Posted May 2, 2003
Good progress chaps, over a quarter of the way there!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 2, 2003
Hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go....
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spook Posted May 2, 2003
i don't think homer is causing havoc. i think the trouble we may be having is with...
Hamer Impersonators and Homer's Stunt Doubles!
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted May 2, 2003
You're right. Who knows what terrible havoc they might inflict on us...
Oberon2001
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Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone Posted May 2, 2003
IM BACK
haha
*defeats evil clone while sorting out his nails*
*defeats all things spook is scared of*
*finds parrot and quasimojo and brings them to thread
so who is gonna add me to their frineds list so i can add them?
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spook Posted May 2, 2003
, the clones are all did, what did you kill?
*stunt double falls out of air*
oh, and Quasimojo and the parrot are still lost. that yoy are holding is commonly known s a cardboard cut-out!
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Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone Posted May 2, 2003
oh
anyone wana see quasimojo's pen
it writes blue but leaks green ink over your hands
*shows pen*
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spook Posted May 2, 2003
*shoots pen with phaser.*
evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone Posted May 2, 2003
its quasimojo's weird pen how could you do that spook?
just cuz it doesnt like you
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Oot Rito Posted May 3, 2003
Channel shipping diverted to avoid havoc-wrecking pirate parrots....
All ferries to France go via Panama Canal, down, up again, through Suez and arrive in Marseille.
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 3, 2003
I was taking a lunch break from my studying... it was an ordinary lunch break; I was just sitting there eating sandwiches, listening to loud music. I heard a splash from outside-
Quasimojo came to Bangkok too! And stole my pet terrapin!
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 3, 2003
(ps I'll add you! I like having friends. Who else can I add?)
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Oot Rito Posted May 3, 2003
I hope your terrapin doesn"'t have any bandit tendancies...
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