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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 3, 2003
I don't think it does. You never know...
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Oot Rito Posted May 3, 2003
Well, the parrot used to be a mild, friendly bird but he's come under some bad influences....
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
The parrot enjoyed his long break
apart from one major earthquake.
But he thought he had done
Californian sun
and had heard of a trip he could take.
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
It was quite a long flight out to sea
So he packed lots of snacks for his tea.
While still over the ocean
he got the odd notion
that all of this water was free.
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
One could probably live on a boat
or construct a good nest which would float.
With some desalination
and market creation
he could make a million and gloat.
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
But these reveries came to an end
as he landed and had to attend
to the girls with the leis
who were so full of praise
for the daring exploits he had penned.
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
For it seemed that his fame had now spread
far and wide as his postcards were read
and their contents repeated,
augmented, deleted
and otherwise changed what they said.
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
These reports had been sent far and wide
leaving very few places to hide.
Right here on Hawaii
were fans who knew why he
had started and all that he'd tried.
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spook Posted May 3, 2003
Schrödinger's Cat-flap - you can add me to your fiends list!
*continues search for parrot*
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OwlofDoom Posted May 3, 2003
It sounded a bit like a parrot. But it could be a parakeet, or a macaw...
Or a screech owl! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
Though they welcomed him in as a guest
they weren't able to help with his quest
as not one had a passion
for this futon fashion
but could make a nice palm leaf nest.
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Existential Elevator Posted May 3, 2003
*attempts to make a palm tree nest*
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SEF Posted May 3, 2003
That first night the fame went to his head
and he never quite made it to bed.
He got sick as a parrot
on pineapple, carrot
and coconut cocktails instead.
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OwlofDoom Posted May 3, 2003
Two-eight-two-o!
(you don't know how long i've been waiting to say that!)
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