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wysiwyger Posted May 5, 2003
The proprietor of the Pet Shop puts down his Fork, which has a suspicious amount of brightly-coloured feathers on it.
"By Gum, that was that best tasting P****t I've ever eaten! Now, wot can I do you fer, mate?"
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spook Posted May 5, 2003
phew! the parrot you just ate was blue! *Dumb detector!
*
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wysiwyger Posted May 5, 2003
Pet-shop Proprietor: "Yeah! This small P****t was just my starter! The rest of 'em are stewing nicely in the microwave1 Fancy a Bite?"
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2003
The parrot is sick as a parrot due to all the ice cream, waffles, chocolate, cream, syllabub and gateau he has been eating.
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Oot Rito Posted May 6, 2003
Stop stewing and brewing parrots campaign - Homer
I have a dream
I have a dream that parrots of whatever color
the blue parrots, the orange parrots
shall all walk together
and shall NEVA be brewed
and they shall NEVA be stewed
-- Extract of Homer's TV appearance
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Oot Rito Posted May 6, 2003
Homer fans throughout the world are clamouring for a fan club.....
The bird has really taken off..... what to do ?
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted May 6, 2003
or naomi campbell even
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted May 6, 2003
now this is what i call nonsence!
100% bonafide gibberish!
I need some 
pizza
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 6, 2003
crackle.. buzz... zzzzzz
- "radio Thailand brings you the following update:
The capital city has been sinking into chaos ever since tropical birds across Bangkok, after hearing a speech from revolutionary young green parrot Homer, broke out of their cages and took to the skies, demanding equal rights. Parrots from a local zoo, who had had their wings clipped, waddle under taxis and tuks-tuks, pecking at tyres. Parakeets are currently attacking our broadcasting- Aaah! What's happeni-" *static drowns out voice*
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Professor Zane of unreal math’s and irrelevant theories Posted May 6, 2003
well there isn`t any
let alone to think that it could be
No its just not, thats the end to it
or the start.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 6, 2003
meanwhile...
Turn the dial, and Oh No! 
listen to teh screams of the fallen ones!
***News flash**
parrots!
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BATWING1 Minister of Mirth Merriment and Insanity (portfolio) Posted May 6, 2003
could it be then it may not be but on the one hand it might be but on the other aaarrrrggghhhh i`ve got a parrot demanding to be flown to cuba...... HELP!!!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 6, 2003
Parrots are massing on Gibralter
"Neither the Brits nor the Spaniards...this rock is for birds" said Bert the leader of the newly formed Homerites section for Southern Europe.
- Our man in the Med;
[NEWS from our reporter in Bangkok will be put on line as soon as available.]
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