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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted May 4, 2003
*Imagines a parrot playing snooker*
It hasn't got any hands though!
Oberon2001
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Existential Elevator Posted May 4, 2003
Perhaps he uses a beak cue<?> 
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted May 4, 2003
Or prehaps the parrot has telekenesis and can move the cue with its mind.
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Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone Posted May 4, 2003
* me plays snooker against the parrot and looses*
dang it hes good
*plays again and uses the neutral jedi's powers looses yet again*
double dang it
dont play him he cheats and he made me lose 
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OwlofDoom Posted May 4, 2003
Did anyone else notice Homer getting up to all sorts of naughtiness in the desert? <./>B570347</.>
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spook Posted May 4, 2003
that parrot gets everywhere! we must find it!
*gets out parrot detector, and follows the beep.*
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
beep beep BEEP BEEP
Spook the beeping's getting louder but I can't see Homer.....
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP.... BEEP BEEP
That parrot is fooling around....
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
Homer seems to be heading for Finland ! I'll have a quick beam there (where needless to say it's raining.....). Oh the things I do for that blasted bird !
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
The booze is good but the weather could be better. Homer doesn't seem to like cold weather (I'll say that for him). He's flown off the Bahamas, I'm in hot pursuit !!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
dancing in the moonlight, planning to laze by the pool tomorrow......
what's that parrot's name again ?
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
met a wonderful person, on my 2nd bottle of champagne...... 
It's soooooooooooo great here!
Who's Homer ?
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Private Gorgon Philosopher of the Cone Posted May 5, 2003
*gets out his world wide parrot detection sensor and enters homer.....* it appears his at cape canavril maybe hes joined nasa?
*slaps deni till she is sober*
get after that parrot
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted May 5, 2003
*waits for this conversation to brew abit longer*
But we don't want brewed parrot because its probably not that nice
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
slapping me till I'm sober will take some slapping !
your beeper's beeping, go away
*returns to day dream, munches a few strawberries, gets ANOTHER bottle of champagne, hires HUGE tough bodyguard to fend off all would-be slappers....*
Eh ! btw: I did actually see Homer, he shouted a message but he was talking in Thai..... Try those dives in Bangkok again while I stay here and *reverts to day dreaming*
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
beeeep............. b e e e p..... beeeee
*very faint beeping noises*
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2003
I saw Steve Davies interviewing the Parrot last night.
kat
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