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SEF Posted May 1, 2003
The parrot flew up to the lakes,
stopping off for ice-cream and cornflakes.
When he got there he tried
the Canadian side
but they had much the same sort of cakes.
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SEF Posted May 1, 2003
So he headed back down on the west
as he'd heard California was best
for the girls and the sun
and all manner of fun
while he gave futon hunting a rest.
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
Quick somebody, Homer seen rambling in Barcelona
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
I'm not sure, you check California and I'll go to Spain...
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 1, 2003
if it comes back to asia i'll try and find it.
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
keep your eye on low-down dives in Bangkok (he enjoyed himself sooooooo much there and has never really been the same since)
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spook Posted May 1, 2003
*since NO-ONE came to spook's rescue, spook was lucky enough to be picked up by the Starship Heart of Gold with it's infinite improbability drive. when he finally returned to normality (whatever that is), spook discovered that Julie was also known by the name Trillion!
*
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 1, 2003
The parrot has met now Zaphren Cochraine and decided to fly the first warp drive ship and meet the vulcans.
kat
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 1, 2003
And in a puff of purply-green smoke, the rabid mushroom turned into a handsome prince!
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
*said to someone who was "downed" and needed urgent assistance, and was sent a dead-body collecting robot*
"when I think of all I've done for this thread, some of the best seconds of my life, worked my keyboard down to the bone....."
*goes off to sulk*
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spook Posted May 1, 2003
i didn't send anyone a dead-body collecting robot!
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SEF Posted May 1, 2003
I sent out the robot. It wasn't specifically for dead bodies though. It was meant to seep up anything littering the thread. I did install StarTrek-style life-detecting sensors later but deni said she'd found it useful in searching for the parrot - once reprogrammed accordingly.
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
"not specifically for dead bodies"
*goes back to sulking*
*comes back for a mo'*
"Nobody saved me though, did I complain ? Did I ?"
*slopes off sulking to look for Homer*
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
when I was down on the floor shouting for help .................
ah, buy me a drink !
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
Next round on me.... Yes, invite all the parrot-spotters and we'll have a Homer's homing party
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 1, 2003
.deni Bodie and Doyle will come and save you as well as the all the James Bonds.
kat
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