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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
you sure Homer was spotted near there? last thing i heard was that he caught a spaceship to the Death Star from Star Wars!
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 30, 2003
Oh dear.....
Homar "blobbed" on a shrub and it's tentatively being considered as a biological weapon attack......
He'll be on a pack of cards before we know where we are...
Wake up Julie, all hands on deck, we have to find that parrot and get him back safely
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
we need to go to the Death Star first. if it is Homer, we can rescue him, and if it is n evil clone, we can stop him from killing us all!
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 30, 2003
You go to Death Star, I'll go to Mexico... MexiCCCCCOOOOOOO (yep !)
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
okily dokily!
*heads of in search of deathstar, finds it, then gets chuked in a cell as a prisoner.*
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AlexoOo Posted Apr 30, 2003
If you ever catch that bloody parrot, please have it chipped so you can track it via satellite. I haven't slept fo 3 weeks!
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
As soon as Spook gets out of prison, I'll *strongly* suggest the idea to him. (AlexoOo, will you hold him while I hit him?)
However, we have a more urgent mattre to deal with. The campaign is now "Free Spook and Save the Parrot".
I'm sending spook a nail file hidden in a 
and hoping for the best.... (he owes me for the postage on 9042 pairs of binoculars).
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 1, 2003
2 Legs all I can think of is Alice, the walrus and the seal. I have always wanted to go down a 
hole or through a looking glass and be in the world that Alice was. When I was a child I used to try and get to the land of Narnia through the built in wardrobes. I even thought of trying to get through to another world through the fire place. I wanted to have a wand and flying carpet.
kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 1, 2003
Does this Homer love donuts and keeps saying dooh?
kat
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
Even just going through the wardrode would be enough.....
Kat, help !
Spooks in prison, the parrot's (O-Homer) has 2 and a half clones wandering around (they are evil ba****ds), the parrot still hasn't been caught...
Do you think he could be in Nadia.....
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F F Churchton Posted May 1, 2003
No, he's done the clever thing and gone down to the pub. I think I'll join him!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
Catch him and then we can concentrate on getting spook out of jail !
(oops, wrong priorities)
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spook Posted May 1, 2003
*grabs guard and steals laser gun.*
well, the guard didn't have the key i need to get out, but any guard that comes near me now will get shot!
*Darth Vader walks up to the cell and uses the force to take the gun away from me.*
Vader: You, and your parrot, will be destroyed!!!!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
I'll go and get Admiral Articuno out of the pub and see what he suggests...
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spook Posted May 1, 2003
- but hurry!
spook
ps. i saw an evil parrot on Darth Vader's shoulder!
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
Got it !
On the way to the pub, I had a great idea: Tell Death Vadar that the secret to absolute pan-galaxy domination is hidden in this thread and get him to read it.
Get all your friends to post here to save you and.......
Either DV will :
> get addicted
> start babbling nonsense
> shape up, get a real job and try to get a date with Julie
> go mad
> get swamped....
Spook, you can take advantage of his addiction/babbling/shaping up/madness/swamping to sneek away...
YOU'RE SAVED once your friends start making a REAL effort with this thread..
I'm going back to the pub... (major parrot lead)
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F F Churchton Posted May 1, 2003
*drink's 
*
Publican: Tonight ladies and gentlemen is Karoke night, oh and Admiral Articuno I have an urgent request to tell you to phone Spook
Humm, Karoke or rescue attempt
I don't need all the answers, because one thing is true, as long as the Earth turns, I'll always love you!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
nice to know you'll always be loved....
Concentrate on the parrot !
(You sing rather well, I never knew)
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spook Posted May 1, 2003
naah that requires other people. i have a better idea!
*grabs dvd of 'Target: 10,000 Posts Of Nonsense - The Movie', and due to home DVD technology it is released before the thread is finished (Just like in Spaceball - The Movie, a comedy Star Wars parody ). shows Vader the DVD, and while he is looking at himself look at himself on the screen, i forward the DVD on, and Vader sees himself move his head upwards, bang it on a shelf and cause a bowling ball to knock him unconscious, the parrot to run away and me to use the keys to unlock the cell and lock him in it instead. at seeing Vader yerks his head upwards in shock, bangs it on the shelf, and the sequence of events occurs. unfortunately though Vader head-butted the DVD and snapped it in half.*
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Oot Rito Posted May 1, 2003
haha,
you didn't want Julie dating other men.....
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