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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
why go when you can come with me to Deep Space Nine to search for the parrot there?
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
good idea,
*parks U-Boat in a shuttle, and flies up to meet spook.*
wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!
*starts pressing buttons*
**bleep, blop,blork, Zap, zap**
wow cool, i have laser guns!
*fires off A few random shots, before docking with deep space nine*
Hey spook!
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
be very creful Metroid. this here is a dangerous station full 0of traps and aliens. but most of all, watch out for...
QUARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
*drives u boat out of shuttle, and parks it in the bay labbeled, METROID 2K*
how very convienent
*gets out and looks around, locks and loads his super soaker*
by the way, what is a QUARK?
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
it is not a what, but he, as Quark is the Ferengi bartender, a thief, crook, criminal, cheat, and if he has to chance he will destroy you. i'm gonna go and speak to him for information, you go to security and see if the parrot's been arrested for J-Flying!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
yes, he has been busted for several attempts, he also launched that bartender of yours out of the proton torpedo launch bay, for trying to cook him, they say they have him now.
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
*goes to pick up parrot, and finds Homer escaped through the air vents.*
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
you fool he got away
*jumps into air vent and gets stuck*
mphmphmhphhumph
**that means SPOOK, GET ME OUT OF HERE**
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
okily dokily!
*switches air vent on, and metroid is fired out and lands on a bar stool.*
?
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
yes please, lot of
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
*gives metrid an *
now, Quark told me that if we want to know where the parrot is, we'll have to assassinate Kirk! *Quark got beamed back aboard*
so, let's go do it!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
*sees, kirk, runs up behind him and hits him with a brick.*
job done.
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
wait a second, he ain't dead yet. You know the doctor, McCoy aka Bones, he can bring him back from the dead. we'll have to kill him too!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
*runs off, and comes back seconds later*
he's gone, i flushed him out the toilet into a black hole.
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
good!
i'll go speak to Quark! you ask Dax if she's seen the parrot!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
no, she aint seen it.
*sees parrot fly past outside window, looks away, then does a double take!*
oh my good spook, he is outside!
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
that's what Quark told me!
*opens window and catches parrot!*
yay! we got the parrot!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 30, 2003
SPOOK CLOSE THE WINDOW ITS CREATING A VACUUM!
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spook Posted Apr 30, 2003
*close window.*
ahh, now i am happy with my...wait...it's changing...nooooooooo!!!!!
we chased a red herring! it was Odo!
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