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Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 1, 2020
I love the sound of breaking glass
especially when I am feeling lonely.
I love the sound of mowing grass
and the sound of a neighing pony.
I need the sound of destruction
when there is nothing new.
Especially during my driving instruction
when I am being taught by a kangaroo called Hugh.
I love to hear the sound of breaking glass
in the darkest, scariest and deepest night.
I love the sound of timbering brass
while watching a sprite have a fight with a Jedi knight.
I love the sound of the glass's condition
flying all around without making any sound.
My new mission is to become a magician
when I'll transform a rabbit into an Afghan hound.
I love the work that breaking glass can do.
Oh it can change my mind about eating bacon rind.
I love to make steak and cheese fondue
when I am trying break away from the work grind.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 1, 2020
A young kangaroo from Melbourne
Has learned how to play a French horn,
Playing "Waltzing Matilda,"
With Siegfried and Hilda,
And other great musical corn.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 1, 2020
Safe at the harbour where everything is easy.
Off to starboard, as daylight comes up fast.
It is where people are always filled with glee
when they receive a perfect weather forecast.
Now I am restless for the open water.
Red flags are flying from the coast guard mast.
I will be practising magic spells from Harry Potter
when feeling harassed when having a blast.
They told me to stay at the Henri's cafe
where I heard all the meteorological information.
I began to practise ballet at my soiree
when trying to find my true vocation through meditation.
I motored away and steered straight ahead
in my motor boat with my pet mountain goat.
I was joined with the Weasley twins, George and Fred
who learned how to cure a cough and a sore throat.
The weather forecaster predicated a squally storm
It will becoming with a very unsettled storm front.
This will be more fierce than norm said Norm
and it will mean an end to my long waited treasure hunt.
The white water will be running and the pressure is low.
Watching the storm front coming while listening to drumming.
There will be a fantastic thunder and lightning show
as I begin quietly humming when the waves are foaming.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 1, 2020
There is a small craft warning on the radio
and I wondering if it means me.
I know that the storm has been named Antonio
and it is like a storm in a cup of tea.
I've been sailing alone on this ocean.
Man it really gets really lonesome
especially when I am creating a magical potion.
It is made with a rum flavoured plum.
I have been so many years alone at sea
If I got an animal friend, my life would be easy.
Every day we will have afternoon tea
where the choppy waters makes us feel queasy.
Most people I hunger for the life I lead.
The morning started as overclouded and grey.
I make lava bread using seaweed and flaxseed
and make the the most perfect gourmet buffet.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 2, 2020
I am a go getter whenever I feel better
and I am always be the winner.
I have a red setter who wears a blue sweater
which I made with my wool spinner.
I am never going to stop even when I shop
and I am never going to quit as I am not a quitter.
I am going to hop to the police cop
who's an expert knitter and makes home-made bitter.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 2, 2020
The king of the castle that stands on a hill.
It is securely locked with a paddock and a key.
The king is called Bill who has a fill of swill
and a lovely cup of tea which fills him with much glee.
King Bill has mounted his horse and is ready for battle
and it is time to face his mortal enemy.
He would then shake his rattle when he prattles
about the time he lived in a boat by the sea.
He will put up a fight in the middle of the night
and that he will not be giving up the need to sup.
King Bill will be flying a kite with all his might
to impress a Labrador pup who drinks out of a cup.
The pressure will be on for him to go and sit on the lawn
as he wants everyone to show him what they have got.
They'll need to draw a fawn eating a shrimp and a prawn
whenever he gets fraught tying a figure of 8 knot.
King Bill won't accept defeat from Draco, the Ancient Crete
who will never stop at the corner shop to buy pop for his pop.
King Bill and Draco will begin to bleat as they look at their feet
when they're using a floor mop that makes them flop at the bus stop.
They will do whatever Trevor says when on his strange endeavour
to go on a noble quest to rescue those who are trapped.
It will be done by through a get-together for a good old blether
about the art of being adept at buying gifts that are well wrapped.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2020
The king wants to go with the flow with Joe
and learn the much guarded secret on how to make it snow.
The king wants to go and liberate an ancient pirate
who is aged four hundred and eighty eight.
There will be many bridges that are built with ridges
which will need to be passed under even when they are covered in midges.
Then on a desert island many barbecue fires will be burned
while many ancient treasure lore will also need to be learned.
But I will eventually will reach my final destination
which is a hidden magical city placed in a metahuman run nation.
I will get there anyway where I will the find the banks and brae
of bonny Doon where I celebrate my birthday with Ray.
Bill will shout yeah when rehearsing my part in King Lear
which will be making Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington the cavalier.
Now is the time for the clock to chime to mime when covered in grime.
King Bill will want to have a chocolate covered candy of dime.
King Bill would step it up when practising how to say yup
whenever they would paint a lamb tup wearing make up.
He wanted to eat hot-dogs in brine when sailing to the River Tyne
and with his friends he will drinking fine wine at nine.
No matter what King Bill and his friends will eat a doughnut
and trying not to get into a rut when being taught how to strut.
They will give their life ago when they visit the kingdom of Fife
where they will be free from strife when training to be a midwife.
King Bill will touch their brake clutch next to the rabbit hutch
which gives them much happiness when making fudge penuche.
It will inspire him to put Kohl eye liner around their eyes
when his wants to prepare the ingredients to make mixed berry pies.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2020
Bill will shout yeah when rehearsing my part in King Lear
which will be making the Gryffindor ghost laugh, Sir Nicholas the cavalier.
Now is the time for the clock to chime at seven when covered in grime.
King Bill will want to eat a chocolate covered candy of dime.
King Bill would step it up when practising how to say yup
whenever he would paint a lamb tup wearing make up.
He wanted to eat hot-dogs in brine when sailing to the River Tyne
and with his friends he will drinking the finest wine at nine.
King Bill will touch the boat brake clutch next to the rabbit hutch
which gives him much happiness when making fudge penuche.
It will inspire him to put Kohl eye liner around his eyes
when his wants to prepare the ingredients to make mixed berry pies.
King Bill and his friends will never back down when dressed as a clown
when they are feeling down and that it makes them frown.
No, even when the wind blows even when the winds froze
as they will be speaking in Farose and learning how to grow primrose.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2020
I drifted away from the bay
where I want to escape from the fray.
I ran into more storms which was a bore
as I left the shore which was an eyesore.
There is a low pressure system
as I listen to the radio 4 station on FM.
There is a very strong Northeast breeze
where I smelled a whiff of Stilton cheese.
The barometer pressure is rapidly falling
which looks to be a storm that's appalling.
The rapidly falling barometer pressure
with the winds that feel much fresher.
The thickening clouds of cumulonimbus
while I'm online on my phone I begin discuss
what will the strength of the possible gale.
What will it be on the Beaumont scale?
It looks there will be a force 9 blowing
as I look at the lighthouse where it's lights are glowing.
I look at my wind anemometer and it is reading force ten.
So I say a prayer for protection which ends with an Amen.
The winds are rapidly strengthening with 74 miles per hour storm
which much stronger than norm as I watch the white waves form.
Then it looks like the violent storm has now become a hurricane
which I cannot explain so I go below deck to drink champagne.
The winds have now strengthened to 179 miles per hour
as the waves flood my boat as it accelerates my brain power.
Looked on my phone's forecast to tell me it's reached category five
which makes me so scared as I try to stay alive.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 3, 2020
I just ate a sandwich for lunch,
with chicken, and here is a hunch:
It was good for me,
And so we shall see
If blessings
will come in a bunch.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2020
Golden brown gown textured like silk
worn by a clown drinking a glass of milk.
I lay down with an upturned frown
wearing a brown and yellow crown.
I wonder what has happened to my man chinos
as nobody knows if they have disappeared with my clothes.
My mind turns over as I think about going to Dover
where I will be going in my retro land-rover.
Every time, I begin to mime a nursery rhyme
whenever the clocks chimes at the hour of prime.
It will be just like the last time when I got a blast from the past
as I listen to Gavin's online historical weather forecast.
I am on a sailing ship where I am tied to the mast
where I am flabbergasted about sailing to Belfast.
I will also be sailing to distant lands with a brass band
that makes me feel grand about having to build a grandstand.
Life may seem to be in a total mess but let's not stress
about wearing a ball gown or an evening dress.
Through the ages, I have thumbed through the pages
of an ancient tome where I have learned the wise words of a sage.
We will be always heading West where I will be put to the test
when wearing my sou'wester vest when sitting inside the crows nest.
Travelling far away to a distant land where there is a cafe
where my thoughts go astray and lead me to a gourmet buffet.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2020
I'm waiting for Santa to come.
I don't want my gifts to be dumb.
Whatever he brings
Will ease all life's stings,
And help me be somewhat less glum.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 6, 2020
I got lost in the fog when I was having a jog.
I got lost in the dark when I was having a lark with Mark.
I ended up in a muddy bog when the fog turned into a smog.
It was in a National nature park which had an animal ark.
I do not know why I want to eat autumn berry pie.
I do not where I am going and where the wind is blowing.
I do not know why I only drink whisky made from rye.
I do not know why the cockerel is crowing when the wheat is growing.
The cat talks when the fox walks around the neighbourhood block.
Saying do awee, when looking at the moth and bee by the ash tree.
The cat is looking for fish but ends up finding a large ham hock.
It fills the cat and fox with glee when being fed fish from the sea.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 6, 2020
One way or another I am going to get a brother.
I will be finding him with Jim at the gym.
Other times, he will be with his grandmother
who will be singing their favourite hymn.
I will be winning him at the fayre with a bear
and it will be next week nearby the river creek.
There will be a fanfare for him when he's sitting in a chair
where he will be learning to how to speak Greek.
I will be attending a meet with my friend Pete
where we will go past my new brother's house.
Where there is rain and sleet for those who cheat
at hunting for grouse with a mouse who's a scouse.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 6, 2020
Donald Huey eats chop suey
and goes woo woo at Hong Kong Fuey.
He and Sue with the rest of the favoured few
wait in a long department store queue with Hugh.
They all bought futuristic gadgets and toys
which make a great deal of noise.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2020
The weather's great this time of year.
The colored leave soon will appear.
Its been kind of dry
(I do not know why),
So let's see what next will appear!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 7, 2020
The red and the gold in the leaves
later will turn into brown
that's after the green takes its leave
but long before they fall down
You may not welcome these changes
but Mother Nature won't care
she changes the colors in ranges
(if she didn't - now *that* would be rare)
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2020
I got lost in a queue and I don't know what to do.
Every time my neighbour talks, he goes woo-ee, woo-ee.
I am trying to find Sue who's busy making it snow
whenever she makes a pot of tea or during a shopping spree.
I was joined by Pete who tweets about growing whole wheat
who is trying to copy my new hair cut and hair style.
He saw me sitting outside on the garden swing seat
when I was wearing a woollen jumper that was made in Argyll.
My neighbour looks over the fence while nodding his head
and looking disapproving about my garden being a wildlife haven.
He wonders why I don't go and build myself a large garden shed
with bird station that will attract owls, crows and the odd raven.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2020
I find that I'm stalling for time,
While planning to clean up the grime
That coats all my floor,
And then I'll clean more,
Until I can hire a mime.
Nonsense verse; or the silliness of the iambs!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2020
There once was a rabbit named Nick
Whose plans were inevitably slick.
He conned lots of folks,
While telling strange jokes,
And then was found out by a dick.
[Dick is a nickname for a detective]
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