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Post 5201

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I never eat soup with a knife.
I've never done that in my life.
A spoon is the best
For soup eating, lest
It dribbles all over my wife.


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Post 5202

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Stan is a man with a van and a plan
to sell spray tan and his favourite scran.
Sometimes he is known as Anne the gran
who's humour is rather deadpan.

His gender fluctuates with the weather
when he sometimes changes his name to Heather.
She/he wants to travel to the aether
with the help of his mate Trevor.


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Post 5203

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm waiting for Fortune to call.
He's said to be handsome and tall.
I can't explain why,
He's said to be shy,
And has all the earth in his thrall.


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Post 5204

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

There was an old Fox from New Forest
who hurt where its body was sorest
along came his friend
making amends:
- Let's feast on this cheesecake before us!

smiley - pirate


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Post 5205

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

A poem about Simba my cat

A cat sat on the mat
wearing a top hat.
He was sorting out his tat
while having a chat
with an Alcathoe bat called Nat.
Simba would talk about Pat
who's an expert in unarmed combat.
They ate the finest sprats
from out of a brandy vat
while working out ways of not getting fat.


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Post 5206

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

There was a fox called Fawkes
would think outside the box.
The fox would eat the finest lox
when wearing odd coloured socks.
The fox would grow stocks smiley - rosesmiley - petunias
in waste ground near Tilbury Docks.
He would listen to the jukebox
playing "rock around the clock".
This would cause a temporal paradox
where we would be stuck in a permanent Vernal equinox.


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Post 5207

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I set out to catch a fine fox.
For bait, I used catnip and lox.
I caught one, all right.
He was old, sick, and white,
And dressed in some ragged old frocks.


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Post 5208

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Uncle Stan has a plan
to become a g-man.
He has become a gran
when changing his name to Jan.

He has changed his gender
when he repairing his fender.
Jan's home is filled with splendour
when becoming a Marvel defender.


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Post 5209

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

The marvel comics universe
Continues to get worse and worse.
Oh, where will it stop?
Should I call a cop,
or just write some more silly verse?


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Post 5210

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I suggest you continue with verses
instead of fighting or curses
at comics so silly
absurd nilly willy
you'll probably never win versus

smiley - pirate


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Post 5211

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

It's odd that folks want superheroes.
We're all so much better than zeroes.
But Greeks had strong gods,
And maybe the odds
Support confidence. Let's eat gyros.


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Post 5212

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I agree of course on the Gyros!
And wine from ancient Mykonos
let's not forget Ouzi*
and the sound of Bouzouki
You can pick up the tab for all of us

smiley - pirate

* = plural of ouzo


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Post 5213

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Greek culture has much to recommend it. Greek cuisine has some yummy stuff!smiley - drool

I remember fondly a local chain of Greek restaurants called "Aegean fare."

There's a Greek fast food place in Dedham Square. I tried it once. The food didn't send me, but then, Dedham Square is not a square (it's more like a diamond in shape).


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Post 5214

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Take a hike to Hawick.
Wonder at Pike's walking stick.
Take a ride on a bus
with a bride called Gus.
Have a preamble in Amble
where they gamble with bramble.


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Post 5215

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

This is the story of Dick,
Whose cousins thought he was a hick,
But he played croquet
Far better than they,
And this simply made them all sick


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Post 5216

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

This is the story of Harris,
Who usually just could not bear us,
But then he would pass
A bad-smelling gas,
And this was a move to embarrass.


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Post 5217

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

This is the story of Beryl,
Who who spent all her time in a carrel.
Shed read all the day,
But at night she would bay
At moons, for you see she was feral.


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Post 5218

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'll tell you the story of Frances,
Who spent all her time at the dances.
Her face was quite plain,
Which caused her some pain,
But still she liked to take her chances.


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Post 5219

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I haven't gone skiing in years.
I bought all my ski stuff at Sears.
It's Summer, I know.
There's not lots of snow.
Impractical? Yes, it appears.


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Post 5220

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Let's wait 'til the clouds have rolled by,
Revealing a great swath of sky,
Then dance 'mongst the daisies
Like demented crazies,
And top it off with ice cream pie.


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