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Post 5221

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm waiting 'til I see some sense
In this universe so immense.
Intelligent life?
It may well be rife
On some distant place with low rents.


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Post 5222

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Janet the Gannet discovered a planet
where there was a corvette made of granite.
She met Stan who had a golden tan
who had a plan to become a gran.


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Post 5223

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

There once was a young lass called Bob.
She said, "See the lovely cob!"
It was rather heavy,
But not quite Kiev he
She just couldn't say no to the dob


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Post 5224

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind


There was a fine lady in Oz
Who feared the great wizard because
His power and might
Made her worry all night.
In fact, this was one of the laws.


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Post 5225

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

My friends, I am running for Mayor
because my opponent's a pear.
This pear should not rule.
I think he's a fool.
His election I just could not bear!


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Post 5226

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

There was a writer from Aries
Who liked to writes adventure stories
On each muggy day
The writer would say
'Oh, how I miss Aries!'


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Post 5227

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

There was a young fellow in Wales
Who often would hike on the trails.
Some mushrooms he found.
They sprang out of the ground,
And filled all the neighboring dales.


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Post 5228

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The Northern blocking arrives when the weather forums begin rocking
as the cold weather lovers get together on the boardwalk.
They will all be wearing clothing with lots of smocking
when rocking around the clock, next to the Aviemore loch.

The Northern Pacific ocean will be become completely frozen
along with the Arctic ocean spreading from Greenland to Denmark.
And an early October SSW* will be granted to all those who have been chosen
where they are having a lark in a park in the dark with an aardvark.

A weak La Nina event that will make everyone happy in Kent
especially when there's an increase of warmer temperatures by the African coast.
It will also be warmly welcomed by the city gent from Brent
who will be having a Sunday roast and a visit from the family ghost.

There will be a large expanse of warmer water in the North Atlantic
which will spread from Scandinavia to Southern France.
It will be caused by an unknown magic trick from the sorcerer called Mick
who is having a romance with a knight called Lance in a Scottish manse.

Underneath there will be a large expanse of cold water in the Atlantic ocean
which will spread from the Florida panhandle to the shores of North Africa.
This will make all the weather forum users begin their annual winter devotions
which take place at the bizarre bazaar inside their local wine bar.

At the bottom of the Atlantic tripod, there will be a spread of warmer water
creating a perfect North Atlantic tripod which will cause much excitement.
This will make the jogger called Otter the Potter happy when working as a cotter
who lives in a luxurious tent which he bought last Advent with a bag of cement.


*SSW Sudden Stratospheric Warming


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Post 5229

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

My father and mother are gone.
My brother's holed up in the john.
My. sister's a tree.
My nephew's a bee.
What kind of strange world am I on?


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Post 5230

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

There is a little Ern
who loves to do a turn
when painting an urn
decorated with a fern.


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Post 5231

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

There is a tall tower in Paris
I went there with Donald and Boris
They fell in my trap
and bought it as scrap
Next I will make them meet Elvis

smiley - pirate


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Post 5232

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm throwing a pie at you, Pierce.
It's comical, not something fierce.
I'll do you a favor,
And ask you what flavor
You'd like, just before it adheres.


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Post 5233

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A Chicken Pot Pie
I can't tell a lie
is what I desire
come sit by my fire
here's better than in the pigsty

smiley - pirate


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Post 5234

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

A chicken pot pie it shall be.
I'll buy it at the A&P,
Located due South.
So open your mouth,
And just leave the throwing to me.


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Post 5235

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

What will there be for dessert?
For what should my mouth be alert?
Might it be caramel?
Or an oyster with shell?
Had my eyes I better avert?

smiley - pirate


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Post 5236

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Dessert? Some say pie, any kind.
Your comfort to please I don't mind.
I'll spare no expense.
A taste thrill immense
I caramel mincemeat I can find.


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Post 5237

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Ed and Jed got wed in the 24ft garden shed
where they kept their giant bedspread.
They lived on a farmstead with Fred
and Ned who bake wholemeal bread.
They all sleep in two King size beds
which is embroidered with silk threads.


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Post 5238

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Uncle Stan is the new batman
who is always hopping mad.
He has fruit flan made of bran
that was made by his friend Brad.
Stan has started a new fad
dressed as a scarecrow pirate.
It makes all the farmers glad
when at agricultural fete.



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Post 5239

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If I run out of ideas,
Then send me some good ones, oh please!
I'm like a lost soul
With no plan and no goal,
Adrift on some storm-laden seas.


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Post 5240

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

There aren't many folks who recall
The days when men came to install
a fullsize bandstand
In my garden. Twas grand!
But now no bands play there at all.


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