h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*runs after the mimes and accordian players and begs them to return*

*blinks and continues to get dressed*

You mean you _weren't_ dressed before?

I need new spectacles...

Won't do you any good now.

I could always catch the repeats...

Somebody told me there was naked flesh over here was it male naked flesh? Damn,damn.

We geezers are not much to look at, Lady Lowena.

*blinks* All I had on was a corset. Sheesh. *still getting dressed*

Corsets aren't much to look at either.

Speak for yourself.

"All I had was a corset on"

*mentally rewinds life, replays pertinent portion*

Gosh.

So, apparently no one wants to see your corset.

Any guesses why?

...what do you mean no one wants to see my corset...?

I do. Um... Is that what you wanted to hear?

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Well, six days went by without anyone posting anything,
so I took that to mean a lack of interest.

...it could mean they were just speachless about how great it looked?

Oh, absolutely!
I was speechless then, and I'm speechless now.

I need a speechwriter desperately.

Nice corset!
Just don't ask for a speech about it.

Strange!

That's exactly what I was going to ask you for, FPR.

...weird people... *adds cat ears, tail, and high heals to the outfit* Okay, fine, I'm ready.