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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 11, 2003
You won't go over there?
What if the Queen invites you to tea? 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 12, 2003
*hits reply just because she visited the thread*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 12, 2003
Aha! The Queen has dropped in for tea.
She's cleverly disguised as Saturn Girl.
Your majesty, the latest corset fashions
are about to be displayed....
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 13, 2003
REally now? I don't like tea, can we have Jones Soda instead?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2003
Henceforth, Queen Saturn Girl shall only
be served Jones Soda at teatime.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 14, 2003
yay! And will it be served by perfect male specimen?
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Nov 14, 2003
no hes currently at my house and I plan to keep him there til next thursday.
That should be long enough
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 15, 2003
...long enough for what?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 15, 2003
Ronald Reagan used to be considered a perfect
male specimen, but I doubt that he'd be in
any condition to visit anybody's house. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 17, 2003
I see. He wasn't my type then, and still isn't.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Nov 17, 2003
You didn't say specimen of what.
And if he's 'specimen' doesn't that mean he's not legal tender?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 18, 2003
I expect that he's neither legal
nor tender now.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 19, 2003
...just find me a pretty man who's at least legal to consent to whatever I want to use him for. And have him serve my Jones Soda. Please? *bats eyelashes and smiles*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 25, 2003
...I shouldn't have to. Didn't you go get your telepathic link updated? You should be able to read my mind.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Nov 26, 2003
*thinks really hard about a Viggo Mortensen lookalike*
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Dragon Lord back with avengence Posted Nov 26, 2003
Hello Saturn.. Im Scott was wondering if you wanted a chat?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 26, 2003
Gawd ..... not someone new 
No offense Dragon Lord but I've been trying to kill this thread off for a year - this lot promised me they'd leave after the 2000 post party but as you can see the slimeballs have not honoured the deal 
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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Nov 26, 2003
Oh, hi, Red Dog.
Why do you want to kill off such a lovely thread?
And why are newbies not welcome?
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- 2141: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 11, 2003)
- 2142: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 12, 2003)
- 2143: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 12, 2003)
- 2144: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 13, 2003)
- 2145: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 13, 2003)
- 2146: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 14, 2003)
- 2147: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (Nov 14, 2003)
- 2148: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 15, 2003)
- 2149: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 15, 2003)
- 2150: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 17, 2003)
- 2151: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Nov 17, 2003)
- 2152: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 18, 2003)
- 2153: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 19, 2003)
- 2154: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Nov 24, 2003)
- 2155: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 25, 2003)
- 2156: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 25, 2003)
- 2157: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Nov 26, 2003)
- 2158: Dragon Lord back with avengence (Nov 26, 2003)
- 2159: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 26, 2003)
- 2160: Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error (Nov 26, 2003)
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